feels like im pissing razor blades

You are hurt very badly; in a deep state of depression.

Wow, Trevor, after getting dumped by a girlfreind and being fired from my job, it feels like im pissing razor blades.

by name your October 28, 2007

Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades

Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.

"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."

by Zog The Undeniable February 20, 2007

blade runner legislation

laws against robot, e.g. ticket bot, impersonation bots, "small" donation bots, voting bots, donor bots
From Professor Tim Wu, the author of “The Attention Merchants: The Epic Struggle to Get Inside Our Heads,” is a professor at Columbia Law School and a contributing opinion writer to New York Times

A simple legal remedy would be a “ Blade Runner” law that makes it illegal to deploy any program that hides its real identity to pose as a human. Blade Runner legislation
today’s impersonation-bots are different from the robots imagined in science fiction

by flungingpictures November 01, 2017

The bey blade

When someone places a towel in one’s anus, and pulls it out violently causing the person to spin and eject feces.

“-Hey you, you wanna do the bey blade with me ?”
“-Hell yeah spin me around !”

by EG_Ultimate May 10, 2021

The bey blade

When someone places a towel in one’s anus, and pulls it out violently causing the person to spin and eject feces.

“-Hey you, you wanna do the bey blade with me ?”
“-Hell yeah spin me around !”

by EG_Ultimate May 10, 2021

Blade porn

When a girl uses a sharp object instead of a dildo.

I saw a nice blade porn video of Sydney the other night. She was using her own blood for lube.

by Madsgk October 17, 2017

Super Blades

Sunglasses that are more than $100.

Derived from the term "Blades" meaning sunglasses that are more than $10.
Any sunglasses under $10, are called "Shades".

"Dude, did you see those shades that guy was wearing?"
"No, bro, those were SUPER BLADES. Shades are for people that can't afford blades or super blades."

by "Dude" September 29, 2011