Birthday Bjer

n. - a blow job specific to the occasion of one's birthday
<pronounced "birthday beejer">

"Hey, make sure you give your boyfriend a birthday bjer" said Dean Blundell.

by emicheno April 23, 2009

Crown Birthday

A birthday where one's age matches with the day of the month.

Mike: Hey, isn't your b'day coming up?
Stu: Yeah, it is.

Mike: Isn't it 16th of this month?

Stu: Yeah, also I'm turning 16. It's my crown birthday!

by InternetHuman July 6, 2015

birthday suit

means naked, nude
Background from Atlanta, USA

'I won't stop until I get them in their birthday suits'(Ludacris)

by Senasu March 24, 2005

Birthday

A good day, the day you turn another day older.

Aw, shit man, it's my birthday.

by Damn as hell May 31, 2004

Birthday eloping

The act of going on a trip to avoid the dramas of celebrating a birthday at home.

I can't face having a big party for my 30th, so I'm thinking of birthday eloping to Paris.

by Zebidee55 April 12, 2009

Birthday

It means something different depending on age group:

0-3: Too young to understand
4-9: Best day of your life
10-14: Day you're treated better than usual
15-19: Day opposite sex is more likely to put out
20-death: Day to celebrate a year closer to death*

*Exceptions is with your 21st Birthday due to it being the legal age of adult and you are now considered old enough to consume alcohol legally and some age in your mid-sixties due to being old enough to retire.

Birthday reactions:

Young child: YES!!!!! I'm now a year older!!!!
Pre-teen: Yes! Closer to a teenager
Teen: Hopefully a (member of opposite sex) will do me tonight
Adult (Normal): Hooray I'm a year closer to the grave.
Adult (21): TIME TO GET DRUNK!!!!!!
Adult (60s): Finally, I can retire

by Gaaraofthedamned July 13, 2011

birthday

The day 9 months after your "Uncle" Barney spent the night with your mom because her "plumbing" needed some work.

Older man: "Happy 10th birthday Timmy!"

Older man(to mom): "Reminds me of the last time I put icing on your buns."

by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009