conner ashton is a great, sweet, nice, guy. usually english. he has many talents like running, playing uno, and oddly bartending too. conner ashton is a easy guy to talk to, he often has a bright red face when laughing, or just when the weather is above 20 degrees. conner ashton is tall, solidly built, chubby (Guinness gut), blonde, red in the face, and are usually gay for men called jon. jon and conner ashton usually go at it pretty hard in the bedrooms of telopea when everyone else is asleep after a long shift at a british inspired bar. conner ashton us also the type of guy not to shut the fuck up about the maillard reaction.
"that guy looks cool, he must be a conner ashton."
"yeah he's the man, he has a fernet branca coin."
"yeah he's the man, he has a fernet branca coin."
by Hugh Balas January 22, 2024
Get the conner ashtonmug. Ashton (commonly called Ash) might not always be the brightest but thinks things out, is okayish in school though excels in chemicals, and arts. Is always trying to include every one in their friend group. Is kind, caring, and a good listener. Normally the shortest yet the oldest. Ashton has fluffy blonde hair, and grey/blue eyes. Ashton also likes music but can only really sing, but isn’t discriminatory about genres, is sometimes mean to their friends but in a sibling type way, enjoys receiving physical affection and giving affection. Is kind of a gremlin that can be chaotic at times and will eat stale food if desperate for food. Everyone kinda likes this annoying little guy.
by Jeepers_Creepers March 19, 2024
Get the Ashtonmug. "Ashton is so amazing, isn't he?!"
by orelismoral December 16, 2022
Get the Ashtonmug. by Someoneykyk May 10, 2022
Get the Ashtonatemug. by chms tea hoe🧐 October 16, 2019
Get the Ashtonmug. 
Ashton Brayshaw is the kind of guy who would try to microwave a Pop-Tart and then wonder why his house smells like a science experiment gone wrong. He once attempted to train a squirrel to fetch his car keys, but all he got was a very angry rodent and a lost key fob. Ashton firmly believes that if you press an elevator button multiple times, it goes faster, and he has an ongoing feud with a vending machine that "stole" his dollar back in 2017. His biggest claim to fame is almost winning a hot dog eating contest—except he got distracted halfway through trying to argue whether a hot dog is a sandwich. Classic Ashton. Ever since his marriage on September 21, 2013 he has gained over 50 kilos. Bro used to be able to see his dick by looking down and now he can't. He is a teacher and Mr Brayshaw is so sigma alpha. BTW his wifes name is Marie-Lisa Brayshaw.
by Tawfik (Fik-"Whats Tasmania?") March 27, 2025
Get the Ashton Brayshawmug.