When you're fucking a girl (or guy) in the ass and take your penis out with shit on it and paint tiger stripes on their back.
by Anonymore June 04, 2014
(Verb) When someone inserts a ice cube or two Into their or another persons anus, then shortly after tinkles the water out in a toilet or on another person just like a penis would.
(cold anus is also referred to icy blast)
(cold anus is also referred to icy blast)
1.Whoa Jerry! You gave me one hell of a cold anus last night!
2.Shit man it was fantastic, I was on that toilet forever from all that icy blast!
2.Shit man it was fantastic, I was on that toilet forever from all that icy blast!
by Icyblast000 July 06, 2011
by The Big G July 26, 2004
The "Instant Classic" term coined by none other than two members of Triple Helix loosely meaning "Ass Beans", or commonly known as "Poo". Not "Pooh", as in Winnie, but just "Poo" as in the thing you always manage to step on when you put on a pair of White Converse Sneakers. Anus Truffles are viewed as something you wouldn't normally put in a salad, or in someones tuna melt, however, it is always acceptable, and welcome in the mouth of the porcelain god.
"Dear Lord Timmy! You shat yourself a storm in your trousers! You must have quite a bit of Anus Truffles touching your genitals as we speak!"
"Eat Anus Truffles you vile beast!"
"ANUS Truffles! ANUS Truffles!" echoed over the intercom of the local FoodStuffery. "NOW at the low, LOW price of $1.98 per pound! Located by the Sugar Frosted Jesuses...es"
"Eat Anus Truffles you vile beast!"
"ANUS Truffles! ANUS Truffles!" echoed over the intercom of the local FoodStuffery. "NOW at the low, LOW price of $1.98 per pound! Located by the Sugar Frosted Jesuses...es"
by Gabriel Dolecal February 20, 2008
Where a person places the middle finger inside the anus and ferociously thrusts and wiggles the finger for pleasure.
Chris needed some adventure for some new foreplay so he decided to get practical.. On Himself. He discovered a new technique to anal pleasure. Thus Anus Rumper was born.
by Mark Jackson. January 15, 2009
when u take your nose and inject it into the juicy, wet, anal region which causes the victim's nose to be smuthered in slimy ass jizz.
by dominique williamson November 29, 2011
by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006