Much like a post-coital cigarette, you roll over and fire your gun straight up. A good ol' after-slam shootin'.
by THAhammer9091 April 14, 2016

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022

by BJohn February 4, 2008

On the way to the Whataburger, I needed to pee but had missed the last off ramp, so I took a Texas exit to get to the gas station. -or- When I was telling Billy how to get to my house, instead of waiting for the next off ramp, he immediately made a Texas exit.
by TomKas August 13, 2008

To purposely change, alter, or remove and replace and object and feign its originality in order to keep or steal the "real" object.
Well Me and Joe have the same model of wireless phone. I broke my phone last weekend. So Wensday at work I pulled a Texas Switch with Joe and my SIM cards. MY PHONE WORKS NOW!
by Jacklemen Hearse August 17, 2008

by Sick pervert 69 October 12, 2009

A monster sized shit, may be runny or hard, that occurrs after a heavy night of drinking and eating breakfast at 3:00 am.
by Josh "Vern" Smyth May 22, 2006
