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texas cigarette

Much like a post-coital cigarette, you roll over and fire your gun straight up. A good ol' after-slam shootin'.
Damn that was good. Time for a Texas Cigarette. Pew pew!
by THAhammer9091 April 14, 2016
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Republic of Texas

The official name of Texas when it was a sovereign state
The Republic of Texas could rise again, considering, y’know, it’s Texas.
by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022
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Texas id

A large belt buckle with a unique owner name.
Nah, no need to get his name - it's right there on his Texas ID - "Bubba"
by BJohn February 4, 2008
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Texas exit

Exiting a US interstate highway at any point to access the service road or feeder street.
On the way to the Whataburger, I needed to pee but had missed the last off ramp, so I took a Texas exit to get to the gas station. -or- When I was telling Billy how to get to my house, instead of waiting for the next off ramp, he immediately made a Texas exit.
by TomKas August 13, 2008
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Texas Switch

To purposely change, alter, or remove and replace and object and feign its originality in order to keep or steal the "real" object.
Well Me and Joe have the same model of wireless phone. I broke my phone last weekend. So Wensday at work I pulled a Texas Switch with Joe and my SIM cards. MY PHONE WORKS NOW!
by Jacklemen Hearse August 17, 2008
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Texas cookie

when you cum in a girl's belly button and let it harden so she can eat it later
she really enjoies texas cookies
by Sick pervert 69 October 12, 2009
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Texas Slider

A monster sized shit, may be runny or hard, that occurrs after a heavy night of drinking and eating breakfast at 3:00 am.
I laid a classic Texas Slider after last night's bingo tournament.
by Josh "Vern" Smyth May 22, 2006
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