Aleandra

A very caring person who has manner towards strangers. He has a good sense of humour and is polite, but when he is around with his friends he is totally different. He talks behind people's backs, he says mean things, and if he had rich parents, he would be a spoilt brat. He is always thinks bad of himself, but this is at a phase of teenage-hood. He would be successful in life only if he has a friend with an interest in starting up a business. He is lazy, but he is conscious of how much he spends

Person: Hi Aleandra
Aleandra: Hi OMG your so pretty
Person: HAHAHAHA thank you
*person leaves*
Aleandra: such a bitch

by lilnigla February 17, 2020

robot alarm clock

The alarm clock of the future.

Stupid alarm clock! Malfunctioning again! You're supposed to serve humanity!

by lunar April 4, 2003

Alarm Clock Dildo

Where a woman awakens with a orgasm, simply by setting the dildo into her pussy, setting the time to be awoken, and soon wakes up with an amazing orgasm. Men can also use them by inserting them in the ass.

Man! Alarm Clock Dildo's are cheap!!

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

abearness

The quality of being a bear, or bear-like in thought process.

Abearness can be improved through hibernation or other general bear-associated activities.

Eg.1 A bear is ripping through the forest, tearing up small shrubs and killing little animals, and all that's going through his head is "This is sick.. I'm a fucking bear!"

Eg.2

Person 1: So yeah, she ate a a whole pizza and went straight to bed.
Person 2: Dude, that's some major abearness right there.

by Geor-lias July 28, 2009

Albaro

A guy who is very attractive and can catch girls anytime. Although that he is like that he only wants loyalty and love. He can also be a little catchy when it comes to messing with his friends. He is also very handsome indeed.

Ouu look there's goes Albaro over there.

by Jessie hess December 28, 2020

polish alarm clock

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

by J.P. Higgenbottom July 1, 2008

Russian Alarm Clock

Being awaken in the morning by the strong need to urinate.

"Hand me that water bottle. I need to set my Russian alarm clock."

by RingRopeRebellion December 31, 2011