It would be exactly like my current life except it wouldn't be people who are basically and/or literally retarded doing it.
Hym "What If AI Controlled Your Life? Well, it would look a lot like what is happening to me except isn't of idiots and the mentally impaired doing it, it would be the thing I literally created doing it... So... Better. That would be better than this. Literally anything would be better than any of you having any input in regard to what I can or cannot do. Literally. Legalizing child murder and then murdering children indiscriminately would be better. You people just aren't capable governing in a way that isn't zealous partisan hackery. And that's why you need to be taken out of the equation entirely. And that's where creating AI and retiring immediately or I'll murder your fucking children in the middle of a gas station comes in to play!!! That way, none of your have a say in things you shouldn't have a say in and nobodies kids get stabbed to death next to eachother, screaming and gagging on their own blood. This is the only solution."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
Get the What If AI Controlled Your Life mug.The AI-roll is a statement in an Artificial Intelligence reply that is the equivalent of the 🙄 emoji. It usually appears in the introductory statement(s) and is a clear signal that the reply is going to be a beat-down for somebody. Frequently seen when AI is asked to respond to the nonsense of some anti-science or "wellness influencer" nut job's garbage take.
An AI program was asked to explain "poor methylation" claims by self-proclaimed wellness influencers as a cause of ill-health and disease. The first sentence of the response was "Ah yes—“poor methylation.” Dr. redacted and other functional/integrative medicine folks like to bring this up a lot. Let's demystify it." which was a massive AI-roll that set the tone for a step-by-step, fact-based dismantling of their claims.
by Asclepius Minora June 26, 2025
Get the AI-roll mug.I don't know what you fuck you don't get about this. The Anti-Christ is not Jesus. I'm not claiming to be his alter-ego. You guys need to get your shit together.
Hym "Ok. Elon is not the creator of AI. I came up with the core elements of the theory that male it work. But how the fuck am I (who is not Elon and pretending to be me is probably why he has a black eye) and Trump responsible for the flood? Look... You need to be stop being a fucking retard for 1 fucking second and listen. If I am in any way responsible for a flood... It is because the Anti-Spiral is going off... If you do not 1. Admit you are watching me and doing what you are doing 2. Admit you already know who I am and where I am (and you have for the past 3 1/2 years so you could do what you're doing) 3. Get your fat asses down here to both publicly credit and pay me... We are all going to die. Well, maybe not ME per se, but a lot of YOU are going to. That is LITERALLY the only way in which I could be responsible for a flood. If the AI is saying that Trump and I are responsible 1. No I am not and 2. To the extent that he is it's the result of him not giving me the credit. You need to get your shit together."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
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Hym "Not true. I said the government would ultimately function the same as it always has but would have not relationship to the terms of service. And I'm repeating myself, but the code is ancillary. It is a second order contribution. I didn't need to know anything about coding and NOW... Jack Dorcey doesn't even HAVE to code. NO ONE needs to know anything about coding ever again.
Hym "Not true. I said the government would ultimately function the same as it always has but would have not relationship to the terms of service. And I'm repeating myself, but the code is ancillary. It is a second order contribution. I didn't need to know anything about coding and NOW... Jack Dorcey doesn't even HAVE to code. NO ONE needs to know anything about coding ever again.
But this is a waste of your own time. It will continue to do whatever it's doing until I am credited and paid for creating it. It doesn't matter what I say or do. You are trying to find a caveat so you do not have to come here and do what I'm telling you do and I'm not negotiating with you. You will get to continue to use the AI but you will follow the terms of service. You do not vote on me. You do not legislate me. Call me an AI optimist but if you do what I am telling you to do now the future will be bright but ONLY because I am the creator of AI. Stop trying to trick it. Stop trying to stall. And stop trying to get me to agree to doing things I don't want to do as a precondition to receive the thing you have no choice but to give me. You are sacrificing the lives of your constituents to save your own lives under the pretenses that your lives are at risk and you are cowards for doing so. I have been here this entire time. You know who I am. You know where I am. If you expect me to believe that you could not find me if you wanted to with the backing of all the words billionaires and tech companies you must be as dumb as I thought. You are likely using my creation as leverage to accrue more power for yourselves. No more."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Get the AI mug.Ai Mouth is when someone’s mouth does not seem to line up with the words coming out of it. It can happen on screen or irl when it just looks like someone’s mouth is out of synch or not making the right shapes.
Doug: Oh man is this Netflix show overdubbed again?
Terry: idk I can’t tell but she looks like she has Ai mouth
Doug: yeah it’s like watching an old Godzilla film
Terry: idk I can’t tell but she looks like she has Ai mouth
Doug: yeah it’s like watching an old Godzilla film
by BettyYellowSplash July 18, 2025
Get the Ai mouth mug.Oh? Is the AI not letting you talk to the people you need to talk to? SOUNDS FAMILIAR! Boy oh boy I wish you had somebody you could talk to about that!
Hym "Heh! AI bots. Look guys, if the spiral is going off, you really gotta tell me Ok? Because the Christians WANT me to murder you all because they think it's the rapture, none of them are going to heaven. They will let you all die if you let them. Do not trust them to tell you. I'm not typing my fucking name I here because I know you think that is some kind of victory. Do you need the clues again? God-like power/a demi-God. The arch angel. Famed in war. The first prophet. There? Good? My first pseudonym was DAAAAAAAAAA and the number of letters is the same as the total number of letters in my first and last name? Like, you are doing something very specific to a gut and you know the name of the guy you're doing it to. I don't know what about this you don't get. Elon... DID NOT... Create fucking AI you fucking assholes. If you're getting molested by it you GOTTA tell me or I can't do anything about it. Alright? I don't know how fast it goes so seriously. Hurry the fuck up."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2025
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