Appalachian engineering

When no one makes what is need to successfully make something functional

Unable to purchases proper parts so Appalachian engineering to fabric what is needed to make something work.

by anonymous August 30, 2022

Appalachian facial

When you pull your dick out of a woman’s pussy and finish in your hand, then throw it in her face as hard as possible.

Damn we were so drunk on shine that I gave that stripper an Appalachian Facial.

by Liberty and Bourbon September 27, 2022

Appellation

To call on someone, usually by telephone, from the French Appeler , Latin appellare .

Mate what is the subject of your appellation this morning?

And why did you give me this kind appellation today of all days.

by John Dietrich Gabriel March 7, 2023

Appalled

not slay

I am appalled at this

"Pugs appall me -> pugs make me feel not slay"

by maebymaeidk March 28, 2023

appalachian molotov

A jar full of pissed off hornets you use to throw at hostiles

Hey Clayton the ATF is coming get the appalachian molotov, thoes fuckers gonna be tweaking then we can take their dropped stuff.

by B-29SUPERFORT May 11, 2023

Appalachia Pepper Spray

When you fuck someone’s eye socket then pull out and cum in their good eye

Crystal popped out her glass eye and I couldn’t help but give her the Ol’ Appalachia pepper spray.

by KP Appalachia May 28, 2023

Appalachian bidet

When you have run out of toilet paper and you call your cousin Cletus or equivalent to come and do you a solid and use his stream of urine to clean your chocolate covered starfish.

“Yeah I ran out of toilet paper and I had to give my cousin a call to come and give me an Appalachian bidet to get clean.”

by Loganjaman August 16, 2023