Anxiety

The song that you hope is Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye, but its actually that fuckass song by Doechii.

Me: *hears the beginning of Somebody That I Used To Know* oh wow this song is kewl i sure hope its not that one doechii song
*12 seconds later*
Doechii: AnXiEtY kEeP oN tRyInG mE
Me: AW HELL NAH NOT ANXIETY BY DOECHII WTF!!!!1!!1!1 *dies*

by BreadedEds June 13, 2025

Pre-parental anxiety

Pre-parental anxiety is what modern day parents worry about when deciding whether to have children or not. Its a composite of anxieties about multiple issues including about societal shifts, climate change and FOMO about regretting not having children later on but not having the option available then.

Male partner: I'm not sure if I want to have kids, there are so many people already in the world today and limited resources. Plus I like enjoying our kid-free time right now.
Female partner: I agree, but if we wait too long and then decide we want them in 10 years, it might be difficult later.
Male partner: Its pre-parental anxiety.

by Mister Crapaud January 21, 2024

Node Anxiety

The general sense of unease followed by intense sweating and nausea when checking your ETCPOW nodes.

Oh crap, I've got a serious case of Node Anxiety rn bro.

by Crypto Punter December 7, 2023

Plop Anxiety

The fear of someone hearing you poop, particularly in a public toilet

I held onto my shit until the coast was clear, my Plop Anxiety was real

by Tractorgasm April 10, 2024

Pack Anxiety

A feeling of anxiety while waiting for your next package to land.

New packs boutta be fire bro but I cant hang tonite; got that pack anxiety

by Fineman101 April 24, 2021

molecular anxiety

(noun): the physical sensation of homelessness; the wanderlust driving the exiled, abandoned, and destitute to be constantly moving not toward a destination, but away from the particulate neuropathy of not having any place to belong physically

The depression and restlessness caused by molecular anxiety after Jan's eviction caused people to accuse her of lying about her desire to establish stability, as she felt more comfortable walking aimlessly with other homeless friends than intruding on the personal space of family.

by A Curious Becoming November 11, 2021

Tank anxiety

term used to describe the anxiety and fear felt when playing a tank class in an mmo, e.g. final fantasy xiv or world of Warcraft

friend: "come on we need you to tank"
you: "i cant bro i've got tank anxiety"

by isuckatgames October 2, 2021