Steak Anxiety

When you have to prepare steak for people who are hypercritical on how it is cooked, to the degree where it stresses you out.

Your family gives me so much steak anxiety.

by Funky Gnome January 8, 2024

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schizoaffective anxiety

Fear of washing your hair is schizoaffective disorder, and schizoaffective anxiety makes you afraid to wash your hair. With having long, thick hair, it stresses you out to wait for it to dry. You hate using a blow dryer. It’s not about showering or having a bath because you still wash your body.

When’s the last time you washed your hair. About 2 weeks ago because I have schizoaffective anxiety. I just keep my hair tied back so nobody can tell when it’s greasy.

by Louise stewart October 15, 2023

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Dash Anxiety

the fear of your genuine human writing being flagged as constructed by AI because of your stylistic preferences for dashes- it's a struggle with every email and hyphen.

I accidentally used a dash in my email to a VC- now she thinks I sent her an automated email blast! I have dash anxiety!

by 869somethingsomethingfine October 10, 2025

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Areola Disconnection Anxiety Disorder

When a big breasted woman fears she will shave off her nipple while leaning forward to shave her legs.

I wonder if Pamela Anderson has ever suffered from Areola Disconnection Anxiety Disorder while getting ready for a Baywatch shoot.

by SAM RILEY June 5, 2018

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Toilet Flush Anxiety

The period of time when you couldn’t flush your poop down the first time, and when you couldn’t wait for the tank to fill back up again before a second attempt. Couldn’t flush - get anxious - attempt to flush - Repeat

A: WTF were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down

by Fabulous Captain April 11, 2019

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