Shit Ton

A unit of measure used for something when you have nothing better to say.

"Did you see that truck?"
"Yea it had a shit ton of hippos in the back!"

by SmellyRichard October 2, 2015

Ton-Thang

the $90k condoms thief

Alice: did you see Ton-Thang today?
Victor: nope, he’s probably in jail for stealing condoms

by toninette November 22, 2021

Metric shit ton

The highest number an American can describe +1.

- How may guns should a patriot want?
- A metric shit ton of them.

by Krippa November 24, 2020

The old nine ton slap' la dap

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.

So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.

by -UnderscoreFresh- January 5, 2019

Did you get your Comeback Stamp for the day? Get tons of bonus XP!

Did you get your Comeback Stamp for the day? Get tons of bonus XP!

Did you get your Comeback Stamp for the day? Get tons of bonus XP!

by banana guy68419 October 11, 2022

Denil Ton

someone who does mental things, someone who is a "Denil Ton" means they have 0 clue of how to act in public and they sometimes don't even know how to tie their own shoelaces. In summary, a retarded person.

Look at that idiot, His name is probably "Denil Ton"

by anonymous September 13, 2022

Two-Daddy Wing-Ton

A half Buffalo, half chicken hybrid. Cooked, and made into a Buffalo chicken wing, it also weighs a ton and has two fathers because of the buffalo and chicken in the wing.

Put some cheese on that Two-Daddy Wing-Ton!

by Pep"per" Jack July 15, 2011