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Tanner

Tanners are simply a different breed. All of them are born usually in 300 B.C, and although funny, they are actual goddamn apes. Prehistoric beasts of nature that somehow made it to our almost-perfect industrial era. Despite this, anybody named Tanner is a certified top G. They're reliable and strong, and can lift literally anything. If you know a Tanner, value him for his wisdom, because it goes farther back in time than you could ever know.
Tanner is such a ape.

Tanner is smart, but I think he's more related to a gorilla than his dad.
by BigBoyBinsky November 6, 2023
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Tanner

Tanner is a sweet, caring, super chill, fortnite, loving dude. He's a tall brunnette guy who loves to make people laugh. He always misses this one girl that no longer talks to him but she always love him.
Who is that sweet funny guy I just met?

"Oh him that's tanner!"
by Scoobydoo_ starfirelol May 2, 2023
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Tanner

Literally Vector from Despicable Me... Biggest nerd you'll ever meet.
Guy 1: Tanner looks like a gopher
Guy 2: He even has a bowl cut!
by Bob Boy12131323123123 December 11, 2022
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Tanner

A a very goofy bald man who is depressed.
Hi I’m Tanner and I am bald
by The goofball December 21, 2022
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tanner arndt

A male who hides in the closest because they are scared to come out with their sexuality. Usually get no bitches and are white as fuck.
"Hey guess what, I think that kids a tanner arndt, he looks like he likes dick".
by JohnSmithOnGod January 10, 2023
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Justin Tanner

He is the tyrannical and ruthless ruler of Duloc, occasionally extending his reign to the Focus People domain. He wears his signature outfit of mainly red and black. He wears a red hat with white top and red cape to match his red tunic with black sleeves. He also wears red gloves with gold trims, black pants, a black belt with a gold buckle around his waist, and black boots.
That guy just put Shrek and Donkey in jail! It must be Justin Tanner.
by Wrangle January 11, 2023
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