Parker’s Day

a carnival that’s not really a carnival where all the teens go to hangout because they have nothing else to do

John: You goin to Parker’s day tonight?

David: Nah fam that’s the wackiest carnival ever

by yoyrmom June 12, 2022

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People Parker

Someobody who parks right next to you, or who loves to park in a congested lot for the sake of being closer to the building.

People parkers believe that nobody should ever be lonely, especially in a parking lot. So they park right next to you. They also don't believe in walking the extra distance, so parking next to people in the front of the lot is worth it, even though this presents a hazard.

Steph: *parks her truck in an open lot in Wal Mart* Ahhhh! I am nice and far away. I can just drive away when I am done!

People Parker: *parks right next to her*

Steph: *under her breath* WHY! Out of the whole dang lot....

by MeTheTree December 11, 2006

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Nosy Parker

Someone with nothing interesting in their lives so they try and find out about others' lives. Simply put, they are probably Stonemason spies seeing if people know their secrets.

John was a nosy parker so he got kicked out of the friendzone.

by r-supreme July 6, 2019

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Benis Parker

1. Just Penis Parker but adding a B emoji on Penis.
2. A YTP Shitpost variant.

If you're a normie, you'll say "Benis Parker" instead of "Penis Parker"

by Ronald Lee September 25, 2021

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chris parker

A man you meet in a social setting that is so charming you take home have sex with then get pregnant. When you go to find him to tell him, you find out there is no Chris Parker and you were fooled.

I met Chris Parker last night and he is amazing. He's going to call me so we can go out again.

by ChrisParker March 9, 2022

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