River Gorilla

A drunk, unattractive, usually rather large female found floating down a river relentlessly searching for a mate, free beer, free food, and/or free cigarettes.

First discovered on the Comal River in New Braunfels, TX; River Gorillas have been sighted on rivers all across the US.

Close relative of the Swamp Donkey.

Greg tied a Keystone smothered in pork grease to his fishing pole in hopes of catching himself a River Gorilla.

by dongkeeekong April 05, 2009

Gorilla Condum

The definition for ejaculating into your Walmart bag and giving it to someone. A prank pulled in Rwanda and done in America.

Dude wanna prank your sister.
Yea lemme get the gorilla Condum

by Big ducks March 11, 2016

Gorilla Punching

The act of taking your own fecal matter and shoving into the rectum of your enemy or sexual partner.

I'm going to clap your cheeks and then I will commence Gorilla Punching you like you very much so deserve.

by Grossman27 October 28, 2018

Gorilla Grippers

Gorilla grippers are weirdly shapes toes that may be odd to the Human eye

Natalyn: Look at my Gorilla Grippers

Clover: Put those Gorilla Grippers away, they are traumatizing!

by Clvo_nato1289 January 16, 2022

gorilla cunt

When a pussy is so beaten up that it starts to look like a gorillas lips.

Yo i fucked Sheniqua so hard last night, I left her her looking like a gorilla cunt

by definitely bored June 09, 2016

Gorilla in the Cave

A booger in the nose. When a person breathes, it looks like the arm of a gorilla trying to grab you.

Hey man, you got a gorilla in the cave. Here’s a tissue.

by Otta4Sho August 23, 2023

Small gorilla

A fast intense gorilla tag player. His jukes are so clean

Small gorillas is so good

by Small gorillas February 26, 2022