When u stuff ur hb full of truffles and proceed to flicker goon for 27 seconds as you spin on his dih in a helicopter formation, while he tries to push the truffles back out.
by Galactatus August 5, 2025

A Chicago Truffle Power Couple (known as gooning squared) is when a man edges himself for hours, sometimes in multiple spurts, to achieve something of a trance state of being. His dick and body are aligned, and he has lost control of most motor skills, cognitive ability and communication ability. His body reverts to shaky, jerky motions, tounge sticking out, dull expression in his eyes, face. All communication is done with grunts and moans, and all thinking ability is removed. He is white as a sheet and embodies a walking, living erection. The woman he is with (the squared part) also edges herself into this same state, sometimes using the man’s dick to edge herself, and becomes a “goonette” or “truffle”. Together they make the Chicago Truffle Power Couple, being many of headlines in newspapers thanks to their deregulated motor skills and antisocial behavior. These couples usually manifest themselves in low income areas or low iq areas (more if these overlap) and are very entertaining to watch. They exit this state when they ejaculate, and revert back to their normal, much less fun state.
Look at those people over there, they are completely whacked out!
Yeah, that’s the local Chicago Truffle Power Couple, they are at the peak of the gooning cycle. They’ll be arrested for public indecency here before too long, get a bag of popcorn.
Yeah, that’s the local Chicago Truffle Power Couple, they are at the peak of the gooning cycle. They’ll be arrested for public indecency here before too long, get a bag of popcorn.
by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025

a cat who is a bad bad bad bad bad bad boy. owned by zachary stephen province. an advid nettspend listener
by kax doible banner February 11, 2025

So we were doing anal and she said she wanted to do a truffle butter that she saw in a porn video so i went from ass to that pussy
by Unicorn bob January 18, 2017

by GrindinFooL March 18, 2025

When you have to take a shit in an unflushed toilet, thereby layering the shit. Leads to a truffle effect
Check out the third toilet stall on the left! It doesn't flush anymore, so we got a good poo truffle going. Has to be six inches deep, at least!
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

The word used when texting a boy and they seem uninterested, gives short responses and abbreviations.
by Boi it’s tommy November 5, 2019
