trouser snake in the grass

A conniving man who feigns friendship with a woman for the sole person of intercourse.

"When John told his friend Nick that he was only dating Amy for sex, Nick called John a trouser snake in the grass."

by qbillustration July 18, 2013

Wowzers-trousers!

An exclamation of profound amazement at something truly brilliant

Wowzers-trousers, Flotsam invented the term Wowzers-trousers! And it wasn’t Doodles at all! He’s a stone cold genius

by Splunky January 29, 2024

trouser hives

A euphemism commonly used for a man’s testicles.

I’ve had so much sex, I’ve got nothing left in the old trouser hives!

by BiffNaked February 22, 2024

Trouser custard

Similar to: semen stain or jizz puddle, Trouser custard refers to any and all viscous, opaque fluid in an elegant and delicate manner.

- when we shook hands I could feel his trouser custard squelch out between our hands

- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!

by Bitch as monkeys June 18, 2025

trouser snake

Beware the trouser snake. Its related to the one-eyed cobra. In California it slithers around InNout

I have seen many trouser snakes in my day. They are easy to handle but prone to spit rapidly.

by lickety sprit December 6, 2016

trouser jousting

Exactly what it sounds like. Two guys running at each other with erections in hand. The first one to fall, loses. Similar in play to a game of chicken.

Billy and Jamie were trouser jousting at the party. Everyone thought Billy's would be bigger, but Jamie won!

by NotTallJ May 3, 2023

gucci trousers

Gucci Trousers made by TommyInnit.

Ph1lza, I have gucci trousers now!

by meme_dude_was_taken March 24, 2021