Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid

A line spoken by The Narrator/Kevan Brighting In the Stanley Parable/Ultra Deluxe if you stay in the broom closet long enough

Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid, He Probably only got the job because of a family connection, that's how stupid he is.

by Stanley-P July 7, 2024

Ella Grace Stanley

She will always know how to make your day brighter and she is the most beautiful caring sweet, kind, caring, loving person you’ll ever meet in your life. If you ever decide to not have her in your life, trust me you will be missing out on the best person ever!!!!

Ella Grace Stanley is the best person to brighten up my day!!

by Ella’s lover June 9, 2019

Stanley Soper

the hottest guy with the fattest ass ever. he’s so hot and he has such a dump truck oh my god

“hey today i met stanley soper!” “did you like his fat ass?!”

by finnisfruity March 26, 2022

Stanley (AJK)

Fattest kid in skl ❌🧢 dis yute gets bullied On a daily and he’s hangin out with dat lanky unrated year 11 with the Black primark hoodie , he’s the reason why there are no burgers left on tuesday, takes up 2 spaces in the line, and flicks paper and beats the desk with his pen like his marj beat him
Wallahi his new coat looks like some1 busted a fat one all over him

Person 1 “ Stanley (AJK) fat ahliee”
Person 2 “wallahi he ate all da food?”

by OPPBLOCKBASHA11 December 17, 2019

Stanley Roper

Pornographic facial money shot that is rope like. Then the girl may look right into the camera with her mouth open:P

After marking her with the Stanley Roper, I sang that swingin semen theme song.

Cum and knock on her door,

take a sip of this spew,
a lovable space for loads,
for your face and throat,
threes company too.

I drained my balls,
In a menage a trois for you,
Or a three way rendezvous,
Threes company too.

by Seven fifty April 1, 2023

Move out my way Stanley!

When one has explosive diarrhea and has to make it to the nearest toilet. Also known as Bathroom Emergency.
*Taken from the movie Next Friday.

Oh no, I'm having a move out my way Stanley!!

by Knower of Useless Information October 26, 2017

Stanley

Stanley is a town in County Durham filled with massive scruffs and chavs. The leader of the town is a man called Jake Richmond. His rules are that everyone aged 5+ must smoke 40 cigs a day and drink dark fruits in the local woods. Jake Richmond also has other traditions, such as stealing bikes, cars and blue WKD. Stanley is for the roughs, toughs and scruffs.

Never ever enter Stanley, it’s a shithole.

by Gocker January 19, 2019