An expansion of the classic “safety/doorknob” game. If only the word “safety” is used upon ripping ass, other players may call an “aftershock,” in which they are granted to punch the ripper one time.
In order to prevent this occurrence, the ripper must announce “safety NASA” in order to shield against the aftershock.
In order to prevent this occurrence, the ripper must announce “safety NASA” in order to shield against the aftershock.
by Homiebrodogbiscuit360thesecond August 16, 2025
Get the Safety Nasamug. A.k.a. "a**h**e insurance". Refers to where you habitually bring a really intolerably-obnoxious human along with you on potentially-dangerous excursions, such as on an airline-trip, into battle or a "bad" part of town, on a road-trip through natural-disaster areas like flooding or rock-slides, into a hazardous-materials area, etc., to better your own chances of survival. The theory behind this practice, of course, is that whenever there is a widespread catastrophe or other mass-annihilation incident, statistically the "nice" folks are usually the ones who get killed, while the super-nasty inhabitants in the disaster-area invariably seem to escape with little or no injury. So the obvious conclusion would be that if you "keep your friends close and your enemies even closer" (i.e., always stay right next to the acridly-antisocial hombre who's accompanying you), the Fate gods --- who apparently like and favor the mean folks, since they always seem to spare them --- will be hesitant to allow anything harmful to occur in your vicinity, since they would not want to risk harming or killing one of their precious meanie-jerks, as well. Simple, but effective, and a lot cheaper and more reliable than buying death/accident-insurance.
The concept of the "a**h**e safety-net" is nothing new --- it's actually just kinda the reverse of taking hostages: while the latter involves keeping desirable people close to you so that their fellow humans will not send bullets or bombs your way for fear of hurting their abducted loved ones, the former strategy also utilizes the "human shield" concept, but in the exact opposite way... no respectable human being would give a rat's a** if your cranky-natured companion were eliminated ("Good riddance!"), but the Gods of Fate would indeed wish to maintain the well-being of such miscreant, and so they will feel forced to let you live on, as well.
by QuacksO July 23, 2019
Get the a**h**e safety-netmug. If your gonna get with that hooker be sure to safety face
How was the safety face last night?
Have you had to safety face lately?
That doesn't look right maybe we should safety face
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How was the safety face last night?
Have you had to safety face lately?
That doesn't look right maybe we should safety face
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by X!DDDD July 1, 2008
Get the safety facemug. when a girl has you in a painful and inescapable hold and you steal a kiss and escape when she is stunned
friend: what happened after that girl twisted your wrist?
me: oh i just used the good old safety release and ran like hell
me: oh i just used the good old safety release and ran like hell
by wangodango December 4, 2011
Get the safety releasemug. Anal Sex with a woman.
In reference to the second worst STD; unwanted pregnancy,
This method is somewhat more safe than risking children
In reference to the second worst STD; unwanted pregnancy,
This method is somewhat more safe than risking children
by Vikingtesticles September 23, 2012
Get the Safety Shagmug. A safety atheist is something used by blue collar workers when in comes to osha. Someone who hates all of the safety protocols osha "has" us follow. Because let's be real we all think some of oshas safety standards are a little to much at some points.
Technically school teacher "ok guys today we gotta over a few safety things so we can get into the shop next week"
Student "but sir I'm a safety atheist"
Student "but sir I'm a safety atheist"
by Whitetrashwithafatass September 1, 2023
Get the safety atheistmug. by kidtrovert November 6, 2018
Get the safetymug.