Safety fart

When you have diarrhea, so you fart into the toilet because you're scared you might shit your pants.

Anthony had Mexican for lunch today, and now he has to keep getting up to safety fart in the restroom.

by Hobby-less May 21, 2017

Safety Fart

When you've been having the runs so you have to go to the bathroom just to fart

"I've been having to perform safety farts all day since I shit myself yesterday."

by FujiIsFine April 13, 2017

Everytown for Gun Safety

A group of left wing facists

Everytown for Gun Safety feels you don't have Gun rights.

by lopi216 May 28, 2022

safety bay chicks

girls who wear fake ratty hair extension and dont give a flying fuck what they look like, have no respect for anyone or anything. especially no respect for themselves,
whores

safety bay chicks

by yamum, October 12, 2011

Chinese safety glasses

The act of squinting your eyes to reduce potential injury instead of wearing proper eye protection.

"Before you cut that rebar you'd better put on some eye protection"

"I cant find mine, I'll just use my Chinese safety glasses, I'll be fine"

by Stone Boner September 04, 2018

Safety baby daddy

A Safety Baby Daddy is a friend whom agrees to have a baby with you after a certain age if you have remained single and childless.

“If I don’t have a child by 35, can we agree to have a child with each other?”

“Yes I will be your safety baby daddy”

by Taylour Paige December 12, 2021

safety everything

The term “safety everything” is used to tell someone to do something regardless of what it is they have to do it if that term is said .

“ safety everything you have to go streaking!”

*Other person goes streaking*

by nonis March 14, 2018