Murphy's Balls

A play on "Murphy's Law," just with genitals. When you shave your downstairs area because you think "tonight's finally the big night," it almost 100% guarantees you will not get laid.

"So , date three--did you and Mary Todd finally do the deed last night?"
"Nah man, I got all psyched and shaved before we went out and jynxed myself."
"Ah man, Murphy's Balls in effect."

by Pejamus May 28, 2018

Hot Murphied

Getting creamed in the ass, doggy style.

She asked him to make sure she got Hot Murphied later while watching Saving Private Ryan, because she didn't want to need to clean up and miss a scene.

by Soundman414 May 27, 2018

pulled a murphy

When a whore take your money and gives you no pussy

The john picked up the whore and when they got to the hotel room. He paid her first and then she left without having sex with him. she had pulled a murphy on him.

by cameleon December 28, 2013

Sean Murphy

A man with an amazing ass that isn’t afraid to use it.

I love my baseball like I love my women: with a Sean Murphy.

by IHateRobManfred April 12, 2022

Ciaran Murphy

Hot Irish actor who played in 28 days later

omg, i want to see 28dl over and over again so i can drool over the cutie ciaran murphy

by mccartneyshunni August 1, 2005

Brittany Murphy

a blone wit a totally shitty haircut
who tried to raped eminem

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

Brittany Murphy

a woman who who looks like she smells like a smelly old lady eating prune

by concern citizen August 22, 2003