Murphy's Balls

A play on "Murphy's Law," just with genitals. When you shave your downstairs area because you think "tonight's finally the big night," it almost 100% guarantees you will not get laid.

"So , date three--did you and Mary Todd finally do the deed last night?"
"Nah man, I got all psyched and shaved before we went out and jynxed myself."
"Ah man, Murphy's Balls in effect."

by Pejamus May 28, 2018

sean murphy

An bad friend who owes me a fiver

Your mate lent you a fiver and you spent it on 3/4 length trousers and has refused to pay him back what a sean Murphy.

by Definitely not Luke August 14, 2021

Joel Murphy

Absolute midget who thinks he's the coolest kid around. Thinks he's funny and good at soccer, when he's not. Absolutely obsessed with Ansh Panchal, and can be constantly heard singing his name wherever he goes.

At least I get some pussy Joel Murphy (Samuel Lane, 2019)

by ROBLOXDUDE69 March 4, 2019

Sean Murphy

A man with an amazing ass that isn’t afraid to use it.

I love my baseball like I love my women: with a Sean Murphy.

by IHateRobManfred April 12, 2022

Ciaran Murphy

Hot Irish actor who played in 28 days later

omg, i want to see 28dl over and over again so i can drool over the cutie ciaran murphy

by mccartneyshunni August 1, 2005

Brittany Murphy

a blone wit a totally shitty haircut
who tried to raped eminem

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

Brittany Murphy

a woman who who looks like she smells like a smelly old lady eating prune

by concern citizen August 22, 2003