The most retarted, dumbfounded, ignorant, most unlikly straight man on the face of planet earth. Not only is he a homo, he acts as if he is someone he really isnt.
by Bryansss December 21, 2016
Get the Bryan Garnermug. A virgin male who spends his day loitering and cleaning whilst trying to live life to the fullest, but not too extreme. Bryan can be seen as the perfect housewife who loves dogs especially corgis
by bigupsjunkman May 21, 2019
Get the Bryanmug. by Negrosan November 21, 2021
Get the Bryan williammug. a really mean person has no Rizz cant get bitches and plays Valorant 24-7 likes goats and cant stop drinking and going out to partys thinking he is a big man, wears bras
by KarmaxTheThird January 4, 2023
Get the Bryanmug. doesn't obey traffic laws. will go 71 in a 45 on the parkway and get on probation, then go 100 in a 55 and lose his license. never get into the GTR (may she rip) when bryan drives. wears cool shoes and casually mentions that most of them cost over $1000. threw a fuckin banger last year on October 3. shit was crazy. best people to get drunk with were at that party. if you know a bryan castillo, tell his mom to go out of town again.
Man I chugged 3 blue raspberry bootleggers at that party.
Who's party???
Bryan Castillo's.
That makes sense man.
Who's party???
Bryan Castillo's.
That makes sense man.
by gary the good looking potato November 23, 2021
Get the bryan castillomug. When you plan to hang out with the boys and then when you’re hanging with the boys you make up an excuse to leave and go to another event.
*The boys are having a fire*
Bryan: “Ah shit bro it’s too cold I’m leaving”
*Bryan proceeds to Brads house*
The Boys: “He just pulled the Bryan”
Bryan: “Ah shit bro it’s too cold I’m leaving”
*Bryan proceeds to Brads house*
The Boys: “He just pulled the Bryan”
by Chills125 April 17, 2020
Get the The Bryanmug. A short king with tall energy. Bryan speaks like he’s 6’4”, but reality keeps him at fun-sized. Highly intelligent, weirdly wise, and always two steps ahead—usually in an argument he started. Thinks deeply, feels strongly, and yells occasionally… like a philosophical Napoleon with a Wi-Fi connection.
Despite his height, Bryan walks into every room like he’s ducking under a doorway—compensating hard but making it work. He’ll give you life advice while standing on a step stool, and you’ll still somehow take it seriously.
Despite his height, Bryan walks into every room like he’s ducking under a doorway—compensating hard but making it work. He’ll give you life advice while standing on a step stool, and you’ll still somehow take it seriously.
by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025
Get the Bryanmug.