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feels like im pissing razor blades

You are hurt very badly; in a deep state of depression.
Wow, Trevor, after getting dumped by a girlfreind and being fired from my job, it feels like im pissing razor blades.
by name your November 15, 2007
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Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades

Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.
"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."
by Zog The Undeniable February 21, 2007
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Blade

an individual who is being lame or don’t wanna have fun
“Bro don’t be a blade let’s go out
by Mikey_funnyguy April 30, 2024
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Smudge The Blades

Taking sweetgrass or sage to smudge your hockey stick, hockey skates and the rest of your hockey equipment before you step onto the ice, your asking for protection and also goals from the deadly spirit that is watching over you. It is also the brand name of a deadly Indigenous hockey clothing line from Alberta and Saskatchewan!
“Smudge The Blades is the only way I can snipe 3 goals per game, it helps me play hockey better”

Hockey player 1 - “Holy that’s a deadly hoodie, where did you get it from?”

Hockey player 2- “Smudge The Blades bro”
by Smudge The Blades November 25, 2021
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Blade

Younger brother of Wolfiez, Insane BoxFighter, Zone wars player, arena player. Constantly overated by all of his so called "friends" that no one understands why he even wastes time with. He is a controller player that will box you like a fish and eat your ass! So if you see him in a real game, back out before he gives you nightmares.
Oh My God! Blade is in the game, we need to pray that he doesn't kill us!
by Anonymous Fortnite Player October 13, 2020
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Blade Running

As in, to Blade Run. The act of gaslighting one's significant other into thinking they are a sentient android with a four year lifespan and implanted memories.
Blade Running one's girlfriend is considered a Phillip K Dick move
by anonymous July 3, 2022
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Bitch blade

A small dagger or knife that some women (prostitutes) can easily conceal for protection from attackers.
Dude messed with the wrong gal and she stabbed him with her bitch blade.
by anonymous February 8, 2025
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