Smash the Granny

A phrase used in the film 'Football Factory' meaning to have sex, fuck, bonk or shag.

"So have you smashed the granny out of her recently"
"Aye, last night mate! Fucking magic it was"

by infernios May 24, 2005

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hawk smash

when you have to run to the toilet to take a shit and as soon as your pants hit the floor your rectum knows its time to release a hawksmash into the toilet. Often includes big splashes.

Dan: What is wrong with you dude?

Ryan: I need a bathroom, so i can take this hawk smash

by ryan jjumbo January 12, 2011

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smashing skins

slang for having sex; fucking

Me and my girl were smashing skins last night.

Gotcha girl backstage and we're smashing skins.

by Yung Psych January 22, 2012

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face smashing

Another term for kissing.

Face smashing is so much fun. I wish I could face smash all day.

by Delish900069 February 12, 2014

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Smash and Crash

A term used to describe a situation where a person sleeps with someone just to live at their house but has no intent on being with that person.

- So is this your girlfriend?
-No, she just won't leave.
-Oh so she's a smash and crash!

by 3withaC November 24, 2015

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