Quiz bowl

Quiz bowl (or quizbowl) is a game that is similar to Jeopardy but with teams and more academic questions, most popular among high school and college students in the United States. Since getting good at it requires a lot of time, practice, and intense studying, a school's quizbowl team is typically insular and close-knit.
Person 1: Hey you around to chill tonight?
Person 2: I can't, I have to get up early for a quiz bowl tournament tomorrow
Person 1: Lame

Person 1: You gonna get fucked up at the tailgate?

Person 2: I can't, I'm 100 miles away at a quiz bowl tournament answering questions about quantum mechanics, Rachmaninoff's piano concertos, Restoration-era playwrights, and the Byzantine Empire, among hundreds of other topics
Person 1: What a fucking nerd
by whogivesafuck69 August 28, 2019
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carving the bowl

when you piss aiming at the side of the inner toilet bowl - above the water - as to avoid making a sound.
by marblecakealsothegame13 May 13, 2019
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bowls and brawls

The ritualistic process of inhaling large amounts of cannabis with a group of people, then proceeding to play the nintendo wii hit, Super Smash Bro's Brawl. The order is a must, and there is an 8th of weed minimum.
Gaylord #1: "Hey dude, down for some bowls and brawls?
Gaylord #'s 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6: "Shall we????"
by pikachubrawler July 26, 2010
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the bowl of ass

The time when you start fucking a piece of potato soup
Jake says what are are you eating my lady
Lady said I ate the bowl of ass
by The potato soup June 12, 2017
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playa bowl

A company, originally from the Jersey Shore, that sells overly expensive, but delicious fruit bowls, and every white girl trying to be artsy has posted about this.
“Wanna go get a playa bowl?” “Yeah I’m definitely in the mood for one right now.”
by belluhhprile February 23, 2018
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bowling polio

When you're sitting on the shitter making a bowling trophy for a minimum of two hours and either reading the paper or playing on your phone. Then, when you try to get up you realize you can't walk because your legs are numb.
After I made a bowling trophy on the shitter I played angry birds for too long and when I got up I realized I couldnt walk because of bowling polio.
by wordsmith galore December 18, 2014
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Bread Bowled

(Verb) When a woman takes an empty (but warm) bread bowl and uses it like a pocket pussy on her man's penis.
Michelle totally bread bowled John last night - he got that warm gluten for sure!
by Chim&Jom December 06, 2020
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