An elevated platform or object used as a dancing platform, commonly used by inebriated girls dancing to loud music at a bar or night club.
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the definition in which the one being called a wood plank wench represents all that is good holy and incredibly sexy. The epitome of a wood plank wench in its finest (and hottest form) would be a girl named Emily. One look in her eyes and one glance at her amazing posterior will reduce even the most prude men into nothing more than steaming puddles of pure hornyness.
Josh: Kevin, man that girl Emily is such a wood plank wench.
Kevin: True that. Too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is pussy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.
Josh: Don't feel bad. You have Rhonda!
Kevin: That fat bitch?
Josh: Yeah. She is gimpalicious
Kevin: True that. Too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is pussy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.
Josh: Don't feel bad. You have Rhonda!
Kevin: That fat bitch?
Josh: Yeah. She is gimpalicious
by Captain josh December 15, 2007
Get the Wood plank wench mug.Plock is a term frequently used to reference a woman's private area. Specifically, this is used when referencing a woman who may have a particularly unattractive area.
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1. "Hey man, just keep on feeling that Phonk & it'll take care of you."
2. "The Phonk goes where I go. It feels what I feel, & I feel it too. "
3. "Feel the Phonk".
2. "The Phonk goes where I go. It feels what I feel, & I feel it too. "
3. "Feel the Phonk".
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Plonky is simply one of many, the orginal. These come in lots of different forms (mainly as bears, although as a selection of other animals) however are a traditional gift for a man to give his lover. This guesture symbolises caring, as it is suppose to be used when said man is not around in order to keep warm at night.
Plonky is one of a kind, the orginal penguin used in this context. However since then, this has act has been repeated by those who witnessed it.
It is also complusary for said man/boy to name the teddy/hot bear before giving the gift.
Plonky is a singluar penguin associated with the tradition. However is not an actual brand of heatable soft toys. It is possible to purchase these in various online stores as well as markets and high street shops, the range and selection of animals vary depending on retail. It must also be noted that it is not possible to buy the orginal Plonky, responsiable for starting this geusture.
Plonky is simply one of many, the orginal. These come in lots of different forms (mainly as bears, although as a selection of other animals) however are a traditional gift for a man to give his lover. This guesture symbolises caring, as it is suppose to be used when said man is not around in order to keep warm at night.
Plonky is one of a kind, the orginal penguin used in this context. However since then, this has act has been repeated by those who witnessed it.
It is also complusary for said man/boy to name the teddy/hot bear before giving the gift.
Plonky is a singluar penguin associated with the tradition. However is not an actual brand of heatable soft toys. It is possible to purchase these in various online stores as well as markets and high street shops, the range and selection of animals vary depending on retail. It must also be noted that it is not possible to buy the orginal Plonky, responsiable for starting this geusture.
girl- "how long are you gone? It gets so cold at night when your away"
boy- "its ok, get Plonky, he will keep you warm until i get back"
boy- "its ok, get Plonky, he will keep you warm until i get back"
by H - June 15, 2008
Get the plonky mug.A word of expression (usually replacing the word 'fuck') once commonly used by those of Yahoo! chat.
Heero_the_Lonely_Soul:Dude...that is phonked.
TenshiHiarashi:Omg, wtp
Heero_the_Lonely_Soul: <snd=PHONKPHONK.wav>
billy_bob:XD LOL PHONK PHONK
Jim:PHONK YOU
Bob:SHUT THE PHONK UP
Jim:WTP?
TenshiHiarashi:Omg, wtp
Heero_the_Lonely_Soul: <snd=PHONKPHONK.wav>
billy_bob:XD LOL PHONK PHONK
Jim:PHONK YOU
Bob:SHUT THE PHONK UP
Jim:WTP?
by Blizihizake July 20, 2003
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