corporate douche bag

Corporate douche bag = a hard driven arrogant tough businesswoman. These broads are generally very cold, hard boiled women who will do whatever-it-takes to acheive in the corporate world - they are very tough. Many are married, many others are not - some are Lesbians - who often hate men.

Best advice, dont get in their way - defuse them with dry sarcastic humor.

These broads are douche bags with balls.

The CEO of the company that I used to work for was a corporate douche bag - she was very tough, hard as nails and had big balls !

by WET CARGO BOY April 3, 2006

Douche Bag Squared

Someone who is so much of a douche bag that one cannot just call him/her a "d-bag" or "douche" or just plain ole "douche bag." So you have to multiply douche bag by douche bag to truly define the individual as a super huge douche bag or just aptly put...d-bag squared. I.E.(d-bag^2)

John Frey is a douche bag squared(d-bag^2)

by ukatuka December 18, 2005

Douche-bag lunch

douche·bag·lunch (DOOSH’bag lunch) n. A brown bag lunch arranged by one’s superior at work, in which all are forced to surrender their lunch hours in order to attend what amounts to a work meeting. Perhaps even more appalling, lunch is not provided.

“What the fuck! El Capitan just took it upon himself to call a douche-bag lunch. Hijack my lunch hour and you best be bringing the Blimpie, beotch.”

by untitledlife September 29, 2005

douche bag

a device they use in the military in order clean each others foxholes with. They also use the term to insult each other with.

hey general jackson, you are being a real douche baggus maximus.

by Brandon November 10, 2003

Douche Bag

A man who is having excessive sex with women.

a man whore.

gigolo

Look at Rodrigo, he's gonna be fuckin' Mrs. Old Kentucky again. What a douche bag.

by DA COW March 24, 2004

douche bag

People who have snow on their boards or skiis while they are on a lift and "Accidently" drop it on a snowboarder down below!

boarder that got hit with snow: "You f*ckin douche bag! "

by Mandi January 27, 2004

Giant Douche Bag

Think of your typical Douche Bag and add a tad more douchebaggery.

Did you see that Giant Douche Bag Guido fist pumpin on the way out of the spray on tanning place on Vernon Blvd.

by Lizard Eater December 20, 2008