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Giraffes

Other wise known as the "African Stretchy horse", or "Tall polka dot deer." The Stretchy horse can be found in Africa, as the name suggests. AND DOES NOT EAT EAUCALYPTUS THANK YOU VERY MUCH MRS.MORROW.
"Mrs.Morrow, Giraffes can't eat eucalyptus , Giraffes are from Africa, eucalyptus is from Australia!
by Palm_Tree hahhaha September 24, 2018
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Giraffe

by arandomgiraffe July 13, 2023
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giraffe in the room

The thing nobody brings up but everybody notices is too tall of a tale to be true.
The giraffe in the room said that guy was 6'5", and he was persuasive enough that people almost believed him, he told them he carried himself like he was 6'5", but after a while they started to notice and suspect that he was not really 6'5". They thought he looked more remarkable on TV, but in real life, he was about as mundane looking as someone could get, almost like a toad. Someone that most people forgot about after about 5 seconds.

White hip hop trio with website- I always knew you weren't really 6'5", but I never figured you for a guy that walked around on stilts, you stupid faggot clown.

Guy on stilts- I'm not the only one pretending to be something I'm not.
by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021
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Turned out to be a giraffe

When a person pretends to be someone much more valuable than who he really is
- Let's call John to the party tomorrow! His family's rich, he's nice, and he makes a ton of money. so he might bring an expensive present.
- No need to bother about John, he turned out to be a giraffe
- Oh, seems like he is not that successful and rich after all
by mithyard June 24, 2021
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giraffe domer

Someone who domes up giraffes for a living. They love the taste.
Stephanie:"The other night i seen Tyler,he was doing something."
Ryan: "He's a giraffe domer!"
by Badonkadonk73 June 17, 2010
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giraffe

by VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV December 20, 2022
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Philly Joe Giraffe

The name of a giraffe from the Baby Loves Jazz series of books and albums. He plays the drums.
Philly Joe Giraffe - "Hi, I'm Philly Joe Giraffe, and I am going to go on a world tour with Duck Ellington and Mingus Mouse. It will be very nifty!
by The Abstract April 15, 2009
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