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asshole

wow your such a dylan becuase your an asshole!
by abcdefg-12345 October 24, 2010
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asshole

You know man where the caca expels. Those delicious brownies you ate for dessert last night comes out of that damn crack in your ass as disgusting brownies that look but smell like the dumpster. Oh yeah, don't give your asshole a hard time though, BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UNDER THAT FUCKER'S SLEEVE. If you dare to eat a burrito right before showing it off as a sex organ, be careful. As soon as your "cameraman" is about to take the picture and send it to Google Images, you blast a projectile shit right on the man's face. Then your ass burns while the boss meets you in his office and says you're fired from your supermodel job.
(In the classroom)

Teacher: Alright everyone, what's the square root of 25?
Brianna's asshole: TOOT!
Teacher: Brianna, that's absolutely disgusting! That's a 2 day suspension for you.
Brianna: Fuck you, asshole!
Brianna's asshole: LOL
by RackyRacer September 1, 2016
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asshole

Something to call a person you hate
Are you an asshole? Because your hairy and smell like shit!
by TheStifMeister April 19, 2016
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Asshole

A guy who doesn't help anybody else out with anything.
That asshole isn't gonna be doing anything nice for anybody today.
by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020
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asshole

1. Someone who used to be your good friend but then befriended some jerks and became one himself.

2. The jerk mentioned above makes fun of you and ruins your reputation.

3. Your whole high school.
"what an asshole"
by 2k15sucks June 23, 2015
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Asshole

Self explanatory.
Guy- Who's the asshole now?
Other guy- The same one that was already the asshole, me. I'm the same asshole I've always been.
by Solid Mantis May 16, 2020
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Asshole

Díana: Tyler fuck yOu ! You’re an asshole
Tyler: I know I am
by Gloryoongi July 5, 2018
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