Pretend Ballin'

When you cash your paycheck in ones and wrap a twenty on the outside.

He pulled out a stack, then took me to Taco Bell. Dude was just pretend ballin'

by Miss Ted August 30, 2021

real ballin

Real Ballin: When your girl makes you wear a condom, so you heil Hitler with your dick while inside her so the condom breaks and the kids come out Nazis.

When you get home and you just want to get some real balling on

by Zzzrrr October 01, 2017

dry ballin

dri-BALL'n: latin origin (v.) when a man steams his wrinkly genitals with a hand held steamer while masturbating

"Did you see Rick with his steamer in the locker room yesterday?"

"Yeah, he was dry ballin in front of the entire team!"

by Eileenzamora August 23, 2017

Dry ballin

When you see a level 9 hottie, and you think you might cream in your pants but don't.

Hey, Jon look over there...that chick has got me dry ballin!

by Jade Canyon June 11, 2019

Poke Ballin'

When you get so drunk you decide to smash your balls with a potato chip clamp at the same time screaming at your ex while face timing her.

Oh jeez Robs really Poke Ballin'.

by Robsh@rd September 01, 2020

Cock Ballin

Opposite of Ball Cockin; Cock Ballin is when your penis tip is hanging passed your scrotum.

kooman: “forgot to turn the fan on last night bro i woke up hangin and swangin”

jewman: “bro same i might’ve even been cock ballin”

by TommyKale22 April 02, 2022