The Wheaties Box Treatment

When you become so famous that you get put on a Wheaties box.

Friend 1 "Holy shit did you see they gave LeBron the Wheaties Box Treatment"
Friend 2 "What the fuck do you mean"
Friend 1 "Bro they put his face on a cereal box"

by Oofmaster420 September 21, 2021

2015 Backdoor Treatment

In 2015 a big strong Russian man gave the punisher to a helpless Indian child. Supposedly the Russian chose the poor child’s backdoor

“Is that Micheal M giving that Indian child the 2015 backdoor treatment”

by Ethanspunished August 31, 2021

The Walter Treatment

When you throw a person against a wall when attempting to put them in handcuffs and they hurt their knee. They then cry about it for the next 5 hours.

I gave him the Walter Treatment last night when he tried to resist. He was crying in the squad car for the next few hours.

by njm92 September 3, 2021

Sewage Treatment

The act of a man giving anal to a girl, pulling out with shit on his dick, inserting into the vagina, pulling out, and the dick being clean afterwards. For this to work, the girl mustn't poop beforehand, or do anything that would make sure of an empty rectum

Person 1: "Bro I gave sewage treatment to Linda last night and it was some black magic fuckery."

Person 2: "Yea man its totally wackadoodle."

by SussyBalls_ June 26, 2021

Malibu Treatment

A deep conditioning treatment on hair.

After a long swim, my hair needs a Malibu Treatment

by Caring Dad December 30, 2012

supermodel treatment

Telling someone you want them to arrive at something or meet you earlier than you actually do out of the knowledge that they will be late for whatever it is you want them there for.

They arrived on time because he gave her the supermodel treatment.

by adirudi February 28, 2011

Crash Test Dummy Treatment

Abusive acts against someone, especially in a relationship, to see how much crap one a person can take until they give-up, implode, leave or otherwise just break. This could also be used to refer to the abuse given in a severely rough and overtly dominant S&M relationship.

She is such a bitch. Instead of breaking up with a guy, she used to give her boyfriends the Crash Test Dummy Treatment until they just left her alone. But, her new guy likes receiving as much as she likes giving. That's why they get along so well.

by artwolf September 20, 2011