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Dog-water

When a gamer kills someone they normally say they are dog water, meaning they are not good at the game this word is normally used in fortnite. And recently there was a song about dog water called "One shot"
"Bro, this kid is so dog-water!"
by Dog-water January 18, 2022
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DOG WATER

dog water is a way of saying your trash at Fortnite and you are there you go your dog water your mad your dog water that's sad your dog water what that?????????????
you more dog water than my dog and the water he drinks.
by dog water beugle January 18, 2022
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Colored water

Water that is colored.
by L0hL0h January 20, 2022
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water

"ill have water" you said that bc ur broke and cant afford the pop
by Not nalina January 22, 2022
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Mom Water

A non-carbonated line of hard "seltzers" with a variety of flavors with names like, 'Karen' and 'Julie'.
1. "hey Julie, are those Mom Water's any good?"

"Oh my God Becky, this shit tastes so bad, I mean who understands this hard seltzer trend, it's like every beverage company has to have one, this really sucks, it's just so ... flat."

2. "Hey bro, try one of these Mom Waters."

"Fuck that bro, it sounds like something from MILF squirting porn."
by PaulKatt September 14, 2022
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islantic mountain water

THE APOCALIPS IS HAPPENING BUY SOME islantic mountain water
by AMANUEL TESSEMA September 18, 2022
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Benjamin Evelyn Waters

Benjamin Evelyn Waters:

Born: (sometime in the 1800s per his demeanor)
Died: September 27th, 2035

Born in the quaint town of Heidelberg MS Benjamin Evelyn Waters was the proud adopted and abducted son to a family of beavers. Strange as it may sound, Benjamin surely enjoyed his grueling education in his younger years as he learned to stop up the city’s water supply with twigs and dead cats as he used his bodily functions as jet propulsion through the various streams and sewers. He became well known for his skills in sticky things and outlandish sentences, so much so that a community near his town was promptly named in honor of his frequent visits to its meadows where he delivered copious amounts of Benjamin Evelyn Waters seedlings to fellow female beavers.

Benjamin Evelyn Waters pursued his aspirations to leave his primitive ways, and become a great man. Sadly, this did not happen. He did however become a very accomplished literary writer. He is best known for his auto-biography: “The Transgressing Life of a Silent But Deadly Man,” and his renowned poem, “Oh My Weary Soul, Why Hast Thou Fucked Me?”

Not much is known about Benjamin Evelyn Waters middle-age years, as no one cared to record his life events. This, as he would later go on to comment, “ was not anyone’s fucking business anyway.“

Benjamin Evelyn Waters died on Sept 27th, 2035 after farting so violently that his heart burst asunder.

He is survived by his concubine, Desiree, and his son Theodore Relevance Waters
“Here lies Benjamin Evelyn Waters amidst a field of roses.
The gas could not wait, but the strain was too great,
And now he drinks with Moses.”
by Lather Me With Butter September 20, 2022
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