Russian Time-bomb

A Russian or other women of eastern European ethnicity, who will undoubtedly explode when they reach the pre-designated genetic time frame. The latter usually being ages 40+ but there are reported incidents of this happening as young as 30 or even sooner if they have children. This explosion is what constitutes them as a Russian Time-bomb. The young beautiful Russian women will transform into the gruff logger, possibly sporting a thin beard, chopping firewood outside of the cabin surrounded by a gaggle of spawn.

"I had to return my mail order bride Tawnya as she reached the point of maximum impact and the Russian Time-bomb detonated."

by GandalftheGreen January 12, 2012

time release phailure

Over time you begin to get bored of the thing you are currently working on and begin to think that "you phail".

Through much thought she was suddenly overcome with "time release phailure" on her story she was currently writing, lost inspiration, and gave up.

by ariereP kciN January 4, 2009

shit in a piss time

Toilettiquette...When visiting the restroom out on a date, or at a dinner party, you take a lightning fast crap to fool your date or fellow diners into thinking you only needed a piss by being in the can for such a short time.

a very hurried poop taken so as not to keep guests waiting

I really needed to take a shit but my date had arrived, so I told her I was just 'nipping to the bathroom to freshen up' and took a quick 'shit in a piss time', so as not to keep her waiting

by mr Cunninglinguist October 26, 2012

Kinky time bomb

When your dick's about to blow during a blowjob and you don't tell her it's coming.

I gave Melissa a kinky time bomb last night and she got creamed in the face.

by TorturedSoul January 14, 2010

sexy sexy time

Anything more than a kiss.

I hear he had sexy sexy time?
Oh yeah? So they like, hugged whilst kissing, right?

by DSJones August 21, 2017

Tap That Time Machine

Finding a person who you think may have been physically attractive in the past, and you would " tap that " if you had a time machine. (By going back to the past when he/she was attractive).

Iain: "Yo man! My French teacher Ms. Murray is so hot!"

Adam: "But she's like, 50 years old! What a turn off..."

Iain: "I'd totally Tap That Time Machine."

Adam: "Agreed."

by MackPC November 3, 2009

All Time Low

this happens to be a band that is life. if this band did not exist, we would all die. seriously. look them up, and if you don't know them already then i'm dissapointed in you. They are the four coolest guys you will ever see. Alex Gaskarth, an extremely hot, quirky, hilarious, lusicous little boy. Jack Barakat, a half dinosaur who is probably the best guy in the world. Zack Merrick, an amazing child with ever-changing hair who is quite snazzy. And Rian Dawson, a super BAMF dude who is like hilariously adorable.

Person1: "Oh my god did you see that vid on youtube from all time low? alex is soo hot and funny!"
Person2: "OMG i know he's my future husband!"
Person1: "Hell to the nahh girl he's mine!"

by your pseudonym? November 12, 2009