super straight

dumb

what you should do if youre ever unfortunate enough to meet one
idiot: im super straight
you: EW *spits on them*

by hanakosbestiee March 12, 2021

Super Straight

A more intense word for a person who is 100% straight and totally not closeted.

Person 1: Hey, are you gay?
Person 2: Nah, I'm super straight, I only like women.

by InternationalViagra October 24, 2023

super swizzle

A dude with a dick so veiny it looks like a swizzle stick.

Have you heard about Joey? I heard he has a super swizzle.

by The real shadynasty June 7, 2022

Super senior

Stays back senior year so they can still smell the freshman’s coochies

Super seniors are bottom feeders of cesspools.

by spotlight ah moonlight ah June 8, 2024

The Super Sonic

The type of sex where you give your girl (or man) a very big nut. Can be enhanced by yelling "SUPER SONIC SPEED"

Charlie: Yo dude I gave Laura The Super Sonic last night.
Percy: How was it?
Charlie: She liked it so much she wanted another one. Sucks when you got a big cummy.

by NotSoMaximus October 21, 2019

Super Jet

the act of accelerating the mph of your urine by wanking.

Joseph Super Jetted so far it hit Caroline in the eye.

by excelledstream March 28, 2017

super bloom

when ur dick is as hard as a rocket and u fuck a bitch and she screams her lungs off

i gave my gf a super bloom and she wouldnt shut up

by diggity21 September 18, 2018