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Person 1: who tf is john

Person 2: big man glasses hair
Person 5: That's the most john guy I've ever seen
John: John
Person 3: that John owes me money, he is known as Johnny Debt
by SinfulMicrowave February 25, 2023
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JOHN POL

A person who has a heart of Gold, and caring person,
John - Saint John the Evangelist and Saint John the Baptist

Pol or Pool is described as a lake or water where Jesus Christ baptized by Saint John the Baptist
by juan.pablo August 18, 2021
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Alright calm down John

In response to, โ€œ How I be looking at the Auschwitz guard when he tries to cremate me in the dollar store oven (the chimney is not even attached to the building)โ€

Alright calm down John
by Moloch hatin schizo October 31, 2022
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Johning

To mess about or act silly, said by someone trying to prove authority but in a humouross way
People messing about:
โ€œCan we all please stop johning about
by John the Johner April 8, 2024
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John

john so sexy
by nigga-ball November 20, 2023
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john

john is a mad cunt who fingers his dog
oi u ken john.
yes.
he fingers his fucking dug.
what a retard
by john is a cunt February 1, 2022
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