Driver gives the passenger a blowjob starting in new Mexico, while passenger holds steering wheel. all while Blasting George strait and seeing if you can make it to Amarillo by morning.
Bro your mom gave me a New Mexican troubadour while you were asleep in the back seat. I didn’t even know she liked George straight.
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Get the Mexican friday mug.1) They are Mexican's form a future generation who rules space.
*Me going in to shock*
Wait what there is time travel. O SHIT WHAT THEY ARE INVATEING THE WHITE HOUSE O CRAP TRUMP'S HAD IS O A FUCKING PIKE CRAP CRAP CRAP DELETE DELETE DELETE.
2) A fake Mexican
3) A nickname given by White people when a Mexican is on too much weed and a white friend in near by.
*Me going in to shock*
Wait what there is time travel. O SHIT WHAT THEY ARE INVATEING THE WHITE HOUSE O CRAP TRUMP'S HAD IS O A FUCKING PIKE CRAP CRAP CRAP DELETE DELETE DELETE.
2) A fake Mexican
3) A nickname given by White people when a Mexican is on too much weed and a white friend in near by.
1)
Person 1- Hey did you see the news
Person 2- No too busy I am going to work
Person 1- Actually you are deported to England now
Person 2- What how.
Person 1- Oh, The Mexican Space Empire invaded last night.
Person 2- What WHAT WAT
Person 1- Yea they say its revenge for the genocide of 2083
Person 2-It didn't happen yet.
Person 1- Yea they are Baby Hitlering us
Person 2- Those damm Space Mexicans that's why I voted for Trump
Person 1- Wait you voted for Trump
Person 2- Yea why?
Person 1- O no you are going to be deported by land now.
Person 2- BUT THERE İI AN FUCKING SEA ON THE WAY.
Person 1- Should have been more careful man. Look at me I got myself a 20 liter of Mexican Blood for the DNA test. The Space Mexicans think that I am 1/16 Mexican so I stay.
2)
A Space Mexican- Hey man I am an Space Mexican
A Sane Person- No you fucking not.
3)
A normal person- Man Im so high
A white man- O man you are a Space Mexican
Person 1- Hey did you see the news
Person 2- No too busy I am going to work
Person 1- Actually you are deported to England now
Person 2- What how.
Person 1- Oh, The Mexican Space Empire invaded last night.
Person 2- What WHAT WAT
Person 1- Yea they say its revenge for the genocide of 2083
Person 2-It didn't happen yet.
Person 1- Yea they are Baby Hitlering us
Person 2- Those damm Space Mexicans that's why I voted for Trump
Person 1- Wait you voted for Trump
Person 2- Yea why?
Person 1- O no you are going to be deported by land now.
Person 2- BUT THERE İI AN FUCKING SEA ON THE WAY.
Person 1- Should have been more careful man. Look at me I got myself a 20 liter of Mexican Blood for the DNA test. The Space Mexicans think that I am 1/16 Mexican so I stay.
2)
A Space Mexican- Hey man I am an Space Mexican
A Sane Person- No you fucking not.
3)
A normal person- Man Im so high
A white man- O man you are a Space Mexican
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