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John

hi apple. my name is john not apple. yes you are don't fucking lie
by jlilxow August 3, 2023
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john

if your friend’s name is john, these definitions aren’t fake!

1. he like boys 101%
2. you like him
3. you love him so much that you save him as “ysc”, “eyes don’t lie”, pillow” etc etc, make up scenarios in your head about john and you cuddling watching a movie together (perferably an anime) and getting all mushy mushy with eachother that you go into a bedroom and you know what happens next and then after that you two fall alseep in bed half naked, and then kidnap him and do crimes to him that would get you in prison for millennials upon millennials, and you bully him.
4. you hate him so much
1. “John obviously likes ______ because he’s always near him!”
2. “I.. think I like John..”
3. …
4. “Omg.. is that John?! He’s soo ugly! I just hate him!”
by the delulu one March 9, 2024
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John

A Tall, Handsome, awkward young man who has brown hair and the most beautiful brown eyes to match their gorgeous smile. John is very kind and respectful and an all around cool dude.
P1: Hey did you see John today?
P2: yeah he told me I looked nice today
by Shistersnapped December 19, 2018
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christopher john mcpherson

A good-looking idiot that does stupid jetty jumps to impress girls and breaks both feet ending up in a wheelchair. Is a loyal honest idiot has a sexy mullet and smokes crack....
Did u see that guy with the sexy mullet jump off the jetty and fuck both feet?? It looks like Christopher John McPherson!
by McPherson January 15, 2025
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John

John is a basic ass name
And if you have you boring
John: Hi
Normal person: bro get the Fuck out my face your name is John 💀
by Someomeis69ingyourmom January 25, 2023
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John

If your name is John, you probably worked at a Strip club and you love inviting dancers out to a different state to play volley ball for extra credit. John’s love pussy & anorexic fit females ranging to muscle meat heads. John’s like to take charge, they love to insult you, and live for sarcasm while being the biggest wet pillow in private.
He’s awesome in bed but doesn’t look like he is, who is he?

- Oh, That’s John
by Strippinthewalk November 26, 2021
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