by Alfay July 22, 2009
Get the Cauli-dick mug.A hired gun who will "accidently" shoot his own friends. He is old and was vice president of the USA for 8 horrible years. He had more power and authority than the actual president. He has strong republican values and that is why the world started to hate the US, becuase the rest of the world is liberal. Was the former CEO of Haliburton so he has business ties that further screwed the USA. Him and his Georgey left the USA in horrible condition, just to see if the democrats can make it better. Gave up by 2003 and with the supervision of G. Bush pointed the USA military at a random country (first he landed on Canada, then China, then landed on Iraq). Suspected robot because he is so old.
by SilenceDogood January 14, 2010
Get the dick cheney mug.When a penis is surrounded by so much pubic hair that only the head pokes through, and it looks like an orc peaking its head out of the black forest.
Usually only happens when the penis is flacid and the pubes unshaven, and most commonly with small penises.
Usually only happens when the penis is flacid and the pubes unshaven, and most commonly with small penises.
Chuck: Yo man, I pants'd Connor and accidently saw his dick.
Scott: That's hilarious, what did it look like?
Chuck: Kind of weird, to be honest. All I saw was bush with a little head poking out.
Scott: Dude, Connor's got an Orc Dick!
Scott: That's hilarious, what did it look like?
Chuck: Kind of weird, to be honest. All I saw was bush with a little head poking out.
Scott: Dude, Connor's got an Orc Dick!
by DirtyScotty December 2, 2009
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Get the God Dicked mug.When you do something dumb, uncordinated, or badly and get hurt, that is when you take the dick of shame. The word can be used as a verb, adjective, or noun.
by Dick of Shame April 21, 2011
Get the Dick of Shame mug.1. Someone or something capable of taking/dishing out extreme amounts of damage before finally being taken down.
2. Someone or something exceptionally cool, esp. if in a manly way.
2. Someone or something exceptionally cool, esp. if in a manly way.
1. Tony Montana was a TOTAL tank dick at the end of Scarface.
2. Tony Montana was a TOTAL tank dick at the end of Scarface.
2. Tony Montana was a TOTAL tank dick at the end of Scarface.
by wafflesmfkrz April 24, 2011
Get the Tank Dick mug.A long, slender, perpetually flaccid penis, often acting in the manner of a limp noodle. It has no practical use besides urination. Often pale and clammy.
by fittucker October 31, 2010
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