kitty cake

A kitty cake is when you ejaculate in many girls at once and they drip the cum out of they're vagina on a cake

Do you want to make a kitty cake?

by Lyndaa May 14, 2014

cake buff

buff the ass.

when a character is lacking some ASSests.

ME: "Aamon's skin just dropped today and man it looks kina fineeee."
Friend: "Fine?? Babe, he lacking that cake."
Me: "Now that you point that out his ass is a pancake and it ain't a fluffy one! OMG! I hope they buff his cake soon."
Friend: "Moonton cake buff pls."

by PROTEST TO BUFF AAMON'S CAKE. January 2, 2023

Beef Cake

Beef Cake is a guy who is 6+ft tall and has a huge cock, and is ripped

- Hey look overthere that domdom guy looks like a fucking retard, but his friend is a total beef cake i love it

by Loveniggers February 3, 2018

Upside down pound cake

When you assert dominance over a petite chick and turn her upside down and then proceed to pound her.

He just walked in and grabbed her up and put her in the upside down pound cake.

by Xrayted May 23, 2019

Jersey Crab Cake

the sexual act where the male proceeds to perform cunnilingus on a female partner who happens to have a severe case of Gonorrhea and Pubic Lice.

Joe met Jane at the bar that night, and proceeded to take her home to have a Jersey Crab Cake.

by crabber292 December 9, 2021

Happy Cakes

The ultimate expression to a 3 year old to define Joy or Happiness! :D

Family huddle:

"I'm mommy, I'm Daddy, and I'm kids name.... (altogether loudly, saying) ...and we're Happy Cakes!"

by Mary Sunshineshine August 31, 2023

Wedding Cake Surprise

The act of creating an impression of a penis in to a wedding cake or penetrating said wedding cake with a phallice.

Dude, while Dave was giving his best mans speech I totally gave the bride and groom a wedding cake surprise.

by cockbandit1869 July 7, 2011