Bah (moment)

A phrase often used when in need of a filler word!

A moment that can be reflected and said if in a silly / weird / awkward moment

invented by me (bella) bc why not ! it has seeped into my friends vocab so should yours

Hey john doe! that story was such a BAH (MOMENT).

by coolgurl3535 June 30, 2023

Cesar moment

When somebody does something really stupid that makes you think they’re underdeveloped, retarded or trolling

a Cesar moment

Person 1: you’re a dumbass
Person 1: your*

by kuinndylxer May 16, 2023

Total Salad Moment

The act of losing or misplacing an object, ranging from car keys, to a wallet or purse to a salad

where are my car keys?!
-you've had a total salad moment there boy

by robertw101 July 27, 2010

Satomi moment

The satomi moment is a "way of life" more than it is a moment or action. It can be defined as being the unluckiest person and making the worst possible decisions in every moment of their life. Usually everything related with loving hentai, big tits, having way too high women standards, lolicon, underaged girls, getting rejected, ghosted, etc, are considered satomi moments

Example 1:
Man 1 - "That guy just got rejected by a girl, its his 11th in a row"
Man 2- "Yeah, Satomi moment"
Example 2:
Man 1 - "Holy shit look at that cute girl"
Man 2 - "She's 12 dude, that's a satomi moment"

Example 3:
Man 1 - "I love to play Aatrox and like to watch hashinshin"
Man 2 - "Well he's a child molester and predator so that makes sense, satomi moment"

Example 4:
Man 1 - "My jungler never ganks me when I play Aatrox, this is unplayable"
Man 2 - "You died 5 times in the first 4 minutes, top diff, satomi moment"

Example 4:
Man 1 - "If you smite my cannon I go AFK"
Man 2 - *Smites cannon* "I need the gold xdd"
Man 1 - *Alt f4*
Man 3 - "Satomi moment "

by Loktir October 9, 2022

Heinrich Moment

When you find something discraceful or just weird on discord, That's a Heinrich moment. Also includes:
Otaku shit, discord mod behaviour

P1: "Hey, have you seen that video of the fat guy fucking the my little pony figurine?"
P2: "Yeah, ngl that's a Heinrich moment"

by Heinrich=Hurensohn August 31, 2021

Frontier Moment

An intentional game design choice made by Frontier Developments that is questionable in nature; worsens the game experience for no known or valid reason

Person 1: "Why would they make this variant count as a separate species?"
Person 2: "Frontier moment."

by Somebody Tired of Your Shit March 30, 2022

Waleed moment

When someone is the know it all in the group, studies for fun and researches everything.

What happened in WW1?
*proceeds to list everything happened in WW1 and what led to the WW1 happening and how it ended plus their opinion on it*

“Waleed moment”

by Shadidoisthecoolestever March 12, 2022