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egg water

Something you call a person when they're acting very immature or childish.
"egg water" refers to the liquid in an egg (the yolk or the white), calling a person "egg water" implies that they're acting like as if they just recently hatched from an egg (a.k.a they're acting like a baby or immature kid).

The word is also a twist on the word "dog water", replacing "dog" with "egg" to give it a slightly different meaning.
Example 1
Friend 1: "Waaaahh! This is NOT FAIR! This game sucks! Stop being better than me!"
Friend 2: "Man, stop being egg water, it's just a game."

Example 2
Friend 1: "Dude, I've got the most genius idea." Proceeds to draw a giant penis on a wall with graffiti.
Friend 2: "Dude, this is so egg water, couldn't you think of something like a joke with a punchline?"
by C_Corpze May 14, 2024
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Toe in the water

When you shit and one half is touching the toilet water while the other half is still attached to you
He was sitting on the john, waiting for his toe in the water to drop
by MissDiva December 26, 2024
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Push Water

To cry.
Girl, your words almost made me push water.
by Brainteaser November 6, 2017
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Florida Water

Diamonds that are so clear they’re like Florida water, usually resulting in them being of higher value. 💎
Ever since I got my 2019 Richard Mille, people put respect on my name - must be that Florida water’

Or (as said by rapper Gunna in the FN Meka song “Florida Water”):

“Two tone AP, presidential Rolex (Florida water)”
“If you couldn’t tell, this a white Cuban link on my chest (Florida water)”
“Florida Water, when your carat clarity they treat you with respect”
by 27floors August 2, 2022
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Otter Water

Large amount of pre-cum, or the act of producing
That THOT made my Otter Water
by Goodfellow22 May 19, 2023
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Water

Water is a liquid that all living beings must drink to quench their thirst, if you do not drink water, you will die. NEVER FORGET TO DRINK WATER.
Person one: Bro I hate water I’m not going to have it anymore.

Person two: If you don’t drink water you’ll fucking die idiot.
by AidzoMD May 2, 2021
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