water repellent

When someone is too much of a egotistical smartass to say poncho or raincoat.

Radia: Guys make sure you bring water repellent on the day to camp.
Us: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WTF WATER REPELLENT
Radia: -.-
Me: *whispers* should of said a raincoat you smartass.

by Dawwonnn May 31, 2017

nicolas waters

you know who you are

i see you nicolas waters

by HooverDamMan September 25, 2022

The Michael Cera Water Hose

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.

Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.

by Jasian1028 February 25, 2024

Hot-Dog Water

Most commonly known as a slang for a mixture of methamphetamine & fentanyl. Originating in Southern Idaho.

“Hey man did you hear that Watty died from drinking too much hot-dog water?”

by Wizzardlizzard September 2, 2022

Back door water heater

When one partner sits on the face of another partner while holding in a hot water enema.

That hot chick in accounting just offered me a back door water heater, should I go for it?

by M. Byrd March 1, 2024

sugar cube water

When your sister asks you what yo want to drink, you mean choccy milk, but then say "sugar cube water" just to be an annoying little brother.

(Sister: preparing supper) "what do you want to drink?

(Me) "sugar cube water"

(sister) JErk

by xXanonymousleoXx June 26, 2022

coochie water autograph

The joke about signing her autograph implies she released a particularly abundant amount of “coochie water.” It also references a real trick that some women can do, which is writing their name in snow or other substances with their pee — a true show of gender equality.

"coochie water autograph signed Sexxy Red" -Fat Juicy & Wet

by idontevengangbang March 1, 2025