Elmo Water

Red water that when you drink it, elmoes pop out the so-called eye sack located in your middle brain.

"Hey Fred, Can I get a glass of your finest Elmo Water?"
"Spot on, I gotcha man!"
"Dude, this is making an elmo pop out my middle bralien!"

by Urban Explains February 25, 2025

the freezing point of water

69 degrees.

What’s the freezing point of water?

69 degrees.

by Chance52 February 2, 2022

King Water

A dude on the internet.

"Hey, have you heard of King Water"

by anon224 November 3, 2021

Bog water

When you have the best sex of your life then steam comes out.

"That shit was good and all, but what the fuck was up with the 'bog water'?"

by BoominBorscht August 24, 2021

Water dog

When you pump a lot of water into a woman’s vagina

Wow dude I water dogged my wife last night

by Cowfish September 30, 2021

southern water

Beer.

person 1: this gumbo is gonna taste like shit

person 2: boy you just need to add some SOUTHERN WATER to it and it'll taste fine

by comfortedreality May 4, 2023

dutch water slide

A Dutch Water Slide is when you get a lot of your friends to ejaculate on a large tarp and make hot girls go down it.

Me and my girls went to ride a Bob's Dutch Water Slide.

by Aezkalie October 20, 2013