beans

sex.

I just had beans.

by tonydunn June 15, 2022

autistic bean disorder

‘the way in which a human has a unusual craving for baked beans and likes the sensation of them being all over their body’

‘Lillie loves to shove beans in her hair cause she has the autistic bean disorder’

by Daniel19 December 13, 2019

Bean

Bean is an ex pill sometimes referring to ecstasy, also could refer to other pills such as Molly and such like pills

They was trippin', most likely cause they were all off those beans.

Or

I just popped a bean, I'm starting to feel it.

by The Jeckler January 18, 2022

Magic Bean

Slang term for vagina.

My damn magic bean is wet!

When she was changing, I saw her magic bean.
Please use my magic bean!

by Paper Hat December 4, 2023

Bean

Git baghead, big shagga mush, pua bean head, loves da seshion

Ew Bean got any smoke like? " nah mate just pua mooched to boaty for fuck al been bumped the fuck out of gonna do the stupid cunt in"

by wghqugi November 28, 2018

Beaning

Depending on context, either having explosive diarrhea or ejaculating aggressively. In both cases, the volume of shit/cum produced must greatly exceed the expected quantity.

Person 1: "Check out this instagram model's hot tits"
Person 2: "Oh my god I'm beaning!"
Person 1: "Dude! You beaned all over the floor what the fuck!"

by Fridrich the unloved September 18, 2023

Bed Bean

A person who lounges in bed, usually with an electronic, a snack, or both. Can be used intermittently with couch potato.

"Dude, Dave's been laying in bed all day, a total bed bean. It's actually kind of concerning at this point."

by FermentedOJ December 1, 2020