Mexican Fudge

To heat your fecal matter up to 247 degrees Fahrenheit and brand a person’s nipple, cow style.

Mike: “Do you want to try Mexican Fudge tonight?”
John: “After I eat my empanadas!”

by MasPet March 27, 2024

Mexican MudPie

Is where sawdust gets stuck in your asscrack from all the ass sweat

Man, it's so hot out today that I think I have got a Mexican MudPie brewing

by Kizz9 July 6, 2022

Shameful Mexican

When your Mexican partner eats something spicy, but fails to wash their hands thoroughly before they finger you.

"He had that spicy chicken sandwich, but he didn't wash his hand well, and it fucking BURNED when he fingered me! He gave me that Shameful Mexican."

by Britters de Magnolia July 8, 2022

Short Mexican

Short Mexicans are the most racist and homophobic they can sometimes be nice but only to authority but most of the time they are annoying and making jokes thinking they are funny

Guy 1: is that a short Mexican

Guy 2: yeah I wouldn’t recommend talking to him

Guy 1: no I’m gonna call him HEY SHORT MEXICAN

Short Mexican: what do you want

Guy 2: never mind short Mexican you can go

short Mexican: nah ugly

by Jimmy John skimp July 8, 2022

Mexican Sonogram

A sex act involving a man with pencil thin mustache and a stick of butter. After rubbing the stick of butter on a bloated woman’s stomach he will then finger her butthole.

Mark Mexican sonogrammed that bitch Kirstin last Tuesday.

by Bia, Lai July 9, 2022

mexican elevator

A finger going up the ass is known as a Mexican elevator

My husband likes to give me a Mexican elevator when he’s feeling frisky

by FreddyM July 11, 2022

Traditional Mexican Baptism

When a woman inadvertently gives birth directly into a seldom-emptied, diarrhea-splattered porta potty.

Joaquin is messed up in the head. Probably has to do with the fact that he received a Traditional Mexican Baptism when he was born.

by MinMax123 July 12, 2022