John 9:6

When you cum on a girls closed eyes and let it dry, so she cannot open them. Then like Jesus spit into your hand and rehydrate the dried cum and wipe it off.

Bro, I John 9:6'd this girl last night. It was biblical.

by Jesus (spanish pronunciation) February 10, 2023

John Gore

An everyday kiwi bloke. 30 years old. Enjoys livestock, voddy cruisers, and eating small insects. In a non-sexual relationship with female furry.

Hey, did you hear he’s turning 30? He must be a real John Gore.

by Mogplayer789 November 23, 2021

John

A name.

Person 1: "Hi, John!"
John: "Hi!"

by VersionTwo August 27, 2024

John’s boy Pizza

The greatest fucking pizza place on the planet located in Glen Rock, New Jersey

Moe: What’s better than sex?
Axel: John’s Boy Pizza
Fuck yea

by SamWhich87 June 28, 2025

John Chaplin

A sped black kid that goes to my school. He's funny but dumb as hell

Person 1: oh shit, it's John Chaplin!

by ballsack_toucher69420 April 15, 2022

John

A simp

Oh my god! Did you see John today! He’s simping for a special someon

by Peter Stewart griffin June 1, 2020

Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck

When you're done eating the Gargantuan sandwich so you take some Gargantuan dick.

frank mccrank: "Hey rhonda let's do the Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck"
rhonda: "Hell yeah"

by bathroom guy spooky guy April 10, 2025