Girth God

Unimaginably enormous thickness in a persons (typically male) nether-regions. A God-given gift of endowment.
More wide than tall typically.

Everyone has been talking about how Matt is the Girth God.

by TRocky74 January 16, 2024

Gay God

from an orthodox/superstitous perspective or for people who have faith in such entites.,its when the god u believe in is pretty visibly and irrationally biased towards the male population and prescribes indifference and injustice for the female population like denying them human rights. And as its god, u abide by their rules so he is then a gay god. Channelising his love for men in a twisted but cUteSy way <3

Any god can suddenly start having such characteristics if u suddenly find yourself following such guidelines for then u know your god prescribed them!

A_creature:- heard y'all were legalising marriage by 13 years for females?
Another_creature:- yeah man., <pun intended> gotta what we gotta do-!
hence, the gay god fever continues as earth years roll by.........>_<

by tv_girl August 5, 2025

Good Morning and God Bless

When you drink coffee, and eat breakfast while shitting on the toilet.

Mom: Are you okay in there Johnny? I hear a lot of slurping and plopping.

Johnny: Shut the fuck up and stop interrupting my good morning and god bless you niggamous bigamous

by UrbanYourMom May 23, 2018

Red apples are God

A person who didn't get added by Chae_kk or Chae_kkk because Red apples are God is to cool for him to understand

Bruh I forgot to add Red apples are God
Oh don't worry he's to cool to understand

by cAN I PUT BALLS IN JAWS September 8, 2021

god spreading

The ultra version of man spreading

Dude stop god spreading the car is already stuffed as it is.

by WarKami September 9, 2021

God Church

dumbass named jake paul

i sell god church merchandise
-jake paul

by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019

God

His name is Kim Woojin and he is more than perfect. His smile is so beautiful and even though he seems very calm and does not talk much, he can be very humble and cute and he never fails to make people laugh. He loves chicken more than anything and can distinguish different brands by their taste. He has a beautiful and soothing voice and looks like an angel.

Person 1: Where did you order your chicken?
Person 2: I can't remember, let's ask Woojin, he will be able to tell us.

Stay: Woojin God

by Elomo October 13, 2019