poodle bean

Novice, naive.

Look at that poodle bean trying to carve the turkey.

by Bend-over November 28, 2013

Bean dip

The act of a woman dipping her clitoris on someone's forehead while they are passed out! The female version of t-bagging

Johnny t-bagged Mary! So Mary got revenge the next night with a bean dip

by Dipping Beans Mcklowskie April 5, 2017

Bean Cocktail

A beaner's pre-cum that winds up in your hotdog that you ordered from sausage frank's party house.

"SHIT, I got a bean cocktail in my 50 cent hotdog"
"Damn Joe, thats better than this bullcock that's in mine though."

by Dinker Chog November 27, 2017

Intergalactic multi colored chili beans

Different colored chili beans that have come from space. They give you the on demand Pressure gape with out eating a bunch of different concoction of foods. It only takes one bean at a time to have a single use of a Pressure gape.

Hey man watch me eat these Intergalactic multi colored chili beans and watch what happens next!

by covid-rubbers July 27, 2021

Clean Bean

Someone who always plays himself. - a.k.a. Will freaking Smith.

Will Smith used to play the cards but now he's just getting played. He's such a clean bean.

by Savagery Shappens February 2, 2017

Fucking Baked bean

To stop an unwanted conversation

Girl- Hey I’m pregnant

Boy- Shut up you fucking baked bean

by JuiceBoxBitch January 24, 2019

Mr Bean

He is a menace to society, he has broken ever law known man including child labour, slavery, murder, theft, arson and many more.

Person 1: I can't believe it, I knew he was a Mr Bean.
Person 2: Agreed.

by 1G0L5G August 26, 2022