Bong Water

The opposite of holy water.

Guy: I once got cursed by a satanic priest after they applied bong water to my forehead.

by BigTallMexican June 16, 2022

water

Adjective to describe something relaxing and chilling at the same time, essentially turning the "fire" object into water ;)

Person 1: "Dudee did you hear that one classical song?!?!"
Person 2: "yeaaa bro it's so water............. ;)"

by DefBringer June 19, 2022

Watering the Bushes

This occurs when you expel your spank juice and go to empty the rain from your meat tube. Your garden hose will be weak after the storm that just took place, and the bushes (your hanging walnuts) will get a nice rain shower. Fun fact: An occasional rain shower helps the bushes grow nice and strong!

Tyraint: Yo brewski, schlong time no see. Wanna hit the club this weekend?

Big Queefy: Sup tyrantula.. I think I gotta take the weekend off. I slammed this 350-lb gorilla last weekend and there was a severe thunderstorm, so my garden hose has been super weak lately. I’ve been watering the bushes the last 5 days, so I gotta take some time to recover.

Tyraint: Damn sounds like you banged Whorambe’s sister? I would’ve loved to experience that, good for you my guy. Hope you and your bushes are doing well, take care.

by Stoney69 June 22, 2022

Water Bucket

A extremely useful iteam in Minecraft and Fortnite. It can save you in every single situation.

Water Bucket is cool

by Rumple_Stiltskins June 22, 2022

Watering the plants

Having a piss. Urinating. Departing to the urinal. Draining the lizard. Taking a slash. Peeing.

"Where's Toby? "
"Oh he'll be back in a min, he's just off watering the plants"

by Matty Lebatty June 23, 2022

Water Balloon Fight

When a guy wraps a balloon over his dick, then he jizzes in someone's ass, ties off the balloon, and they fart it out, which usually causes it to pop. Get others involved and it's a water balloon fight!

Dude, Amanda is bored, should we get together and have a water balloon fight?

by Smash0605 June 24, 2022

sugar cube water

When your sister asks you what yo want to drink, you mean choccy milk, but then say "sugar cube water" just to be an annoying little brother.

(Sister: preparing supper) "what do you want to drink?

(Me) "sugar cube water"

(sister) JErk

by xXanonymousleoXx June 26, 2022