Fuck a Cunt

Used as expression of extreme exasperation. One is simply unable to express the sheer amount of exasperation any other way.

The pinnacle of rolling eyes at someone. Kind of like an extreme WTF.

Carries even more emphasis if in italics.

Person 1: "I honestly think Sylvester McCoy is the best Doctor Who ever!!!"

Person 2: "Fuck a cunt"

Person 1: "Guns N Roses is the heaviest band in the world. Ain't no one as heavy as them."

Person 2: "Fuck a cunt" (then goes and listens to Strapping Young Lad)

by nikky zero August 18, 2011

Fuck or Fight?

aka ForF (pronounced forf). That feeling you get when you are prevented from being intimate with someone you desire, causing irrational behaviors.
Usually preceded by built up tension due to lack of contact for long periods of time.

We are always so busy that when we finally get together we wonder, "Is this going to be a fuck or fight?"

by XTT0401 May 28, 2016

fuck wiith

exactly like "fuck with," but this is used when the two people talking are playing Wii.

Pronounced: fuck we-ith

*Bruce and Drew are playing Wii*

Bruce: So I went on a date with that one chick.
Drew: Dude! Don't fuck wiith me!

by NoMSG September 29, 2010

Fuck-Mick

Similar to the word Deutschbag meaning a german douschebag, Fuck-mick is a fuckmook of Irish descent. fuckmook meaning an insignifigant person in general.

well good job fuck-mick ya irish bastard

by hauptmann brittles September 22, 2010

domain fucked

When, in the world of web design and development, your domain name is jacked by another person or company without your knowledge.

When a domain/hosting company forces long-term hosting packages on you for a cheap domain price.

When your web developer or designer owns your domain name and won't give it to you without paying through the nose.

I wanted to change web designers, and the dude who has been working on my site for the past 3 years owns the freakin name. I'm so domain fucked it's not funny.

by Shawn Jackson May 28, 2006

Hush fuck

When someone catches you in an unlawful act and you quickly negotiate with them before they have time to consider blackmailing you.

Guy one: "Tina caught me trying to break into the bosses safe, so instead of trying to settle with blackmail, I offered her a hush fuck!"

by Merlin1986 August 30, 2016

WHAT THE FUCK

The words that come out of your mouth when you discover your girlfriend has a penis.

Felipe: What's the bulge coming from the front of your jeans? *poke*
Latasha: My penis...
Felipe: WHAT THE FUCK!? I had sex with you!? Oh my god! What's my dad going to say!? Aw.... shit!

by Hillbilly Killer September 16, 2005