lube monkey

Any type of monkey being rubbed down with lubricant my a human.

To put anal lubricant on a chimp. (lube monkey)

by adam jackson August 17, 2006

Monkey Juice

A common term used for coded slang for the word "Cannabis".

This enables weedophiles to talk about there personal use of Cannabis in a public place where many people wouldn't understand the use of it.

Person1: Fancy coming out tonight? I've got some Monkey Juice we can smoke.
Person2: Nah, I dont touch that stuff anymore. Sorry.

by BanzaiBaby May 24, 2010

The Arctic Monkeys

Band from england, awesome music asshole band members

"dude did you see that interview with the Arctic Monkeys?"

"Yeah man those guys make great songs but they are assholes!"

by Carson Wham September 30, 2008

attic monkey

a jew, who hides in attics to avoid capture

look at that attic monkey he dusnt want to get gassed

by stephen jolly March 28, 2007

monkey paw

when the hand is formed into a hook and used to pull desirable objects toward oneself

you just monkey pawed me!

by Boo Bear May 30, 2008

jungle monkey

Another term for a stud, player, etc. A man who swings from bush to bush with ease. Used most often in a mildly offensive manner; typically applied to men who pick up ugly women. This implies their fortune wasn't due to their charm, but rather their hefty beer goggles or lack of self-respect/taste.

Brad! Another fat one last night? You darned jungle monkey!

by flylikegumby December 9, 2008

Porch Monkey

Reinvented as a reference to college students in Kalamazoo, MI, who pass entire days and weekends sittin' on the porch.

(not intended to be racist)

"Maaan, we've just been a couple o' damn porch monkeys today."

by davis st. May 2, 2005