National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

Eminem Sucks Ass

Eminem Fans Play Foot ball :OXygen = eminem: coment? x

Don't eat white ovens, EAT EMINEM SUCKS ASS?

by Q--Dark Darrenator:XMATTHEWLIN April 19, 2022

South Jersey Suck 'N Fuck

Using your fist, you prolapse your sexual partners anus, then give said prolapsed anus a blowy.

Fuck you bro, I gave your sister a good old fashioned South Jersey Suck 'N Fuck last night.

by Bbslimm January 4, 2021

Suck friend

A friend who sucks.

Terry: "Hey man, you're being a suck friend today."
James: "Sorry mate, I'll try and do better."

by brooklynlikespizza April 25, 2022

parents suck

What every teenager thinks

TEENAGER: My parents suck

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

The Suck and Crush

The Suck and Crush is a sex move where you get done sucking your partners phalice, and then you crush your partners phalice against your head like a beer can!

Girl: I'm sadistic so I'm gonna perform The Suck and Crush on Daniels dick lol.
Girl 2: What's The Suck and Crush?
Girl: When you crush your partners dick like a beer can
Girl 2: What the fuck holy shit. What the fuck is wrong with you- I'm telling Daniel WTF
Girl: Hahahahahaha

by ZenTheEpicManEpicly June 4, 2020

sucks to be you

HA HA my life is so much better than yours right now, im so glad that you have to live through being you HAHAHAHAHAHA

"I have a science test and math test to study for, plus a 700 word essay on the orgin of the word the"

"HAHA sucks to b u"

by Lizard June 14, 2004