The Moffy

A guy who may or may not have connections with the entity known as "The Budda".
Wanted for war crimes and the excessive use of Johnny's.

"Who's that guy who uses too many condoms?"
"That's the Moffy..."

by Youlikemen October 5, 2024

free muff

Free muff - after an argument with the mrs you go down stairs to get a drink, you come up the stairs and hear rustling, you listen for exactly 10 seconds, you walk into the room and place your water (that's all you have within the house) onto the wind w ceil, you see the mrs wrapped up like a burrito on the cellular device you proceed to then get into bed where you will lay for 2 minuets before you feel her leg rise, now... straight flaps... straight salmon has now touched upon the surface of your soft skin. you begin to notice that your leg is no longer dry.

david: "are you free muff right now?"

by thecommingdemon November 24, 2024

Free Muff

The term "free muff" can be described as the act of lying in bed while a woman's intimate area "muff" rests on her partner's leg in a relaxed and casual manner.

An example of "free muff" might be after a disagreement, when one partner goes to get a drink. On returning to the room, after a moment of listening outside, they enter, place the drink on the side, and get into bed. The other partner then casually drapes their leg over theirs, and they notice a sensation of moisture. This leads to the realization that their partner's intimate area "free muff" is in direct contact with their leg in a relaxed and unassuming manner.

by topfloorboss55 November 24, 2024

Crusty Muffin

A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.

I almost picked up a hooker last night. I saw she had a crusty muffin, so I had to flee.

by victim of s.d.s.r December 12, 2023

English Muffin

A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.

There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.

You see that English Muffin over there befriending our dog?

by ManWithHatAndBeard December 27, 2023

Manky Muff

Normally a female has a manky muff caused by Stds / Stis by having unprotected sex

Dam that girl has a "Manky muff" she must have completed tinder/bado/snapchat

by ej2095 January 2, 2024

Dust Muffin

An older woman who has not had intercourse for a prolonged period of time. Hence her Vagina has collected dust.

Dude that chick’s got a dust muffin, she’s so mean that no one has banged her since the 90’s.

I would tap that dust muffin!

by Nikkilicous January 11, 2024